so here's the thing.
i'm drunk.
a few hours ago, i left pork tenderloin out to thaw.
it's thawed.
but i don't have ameat tenderizer.
so i call hellix, and he says to use a can of soup.
so i'm all ready with my meat and my can, and i realize that tenderizing meat is too noisy a task to perform inside a building...
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i'm drunk.
a few hours ago, i left pork tenderloin out to thaw.
it's thawed.
but i don't have ameat tenderizer.
so i call hellix, and he says to use a can of soup.
so i'm all ready with my meat and my can, and i realize that tenderizing meat is too noisy a task to perform inside a building...
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thepixelproject:
You know, I'll have to say, the stegosauruses are quite under-rated. Now if you could just get one to hold still long enough to get in the waffle-iron...
stinabean:
you're happy because you're drunk...but that sounds hilarious...
ron: hey sara, could you bring me the nopeyups?
me: the what??
ron: nopeyups. y'know, the indecisive snack cracker.
me: ..
mom: i'm not sure if i want any.
me: the what??
ron: nopeyups. y'know, the indecisive snack cracker.
me: ..
mom: i'm not sure if i want any.
birthdays are overrated. i think i'll get my mother a present. or give her one of mine. she's the one who (at SIXTEEN!) went through the trouble of delivering my 5.5 lb ass twenty years ago.
bob's taking me to olive garden tonight. he has a giftcard. i hate olive garden, but i'm not going to turn down the ONE time in at least ten...
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bob's taking me to olive garden tonight. he has a giftcard. i hate olive garden, but i'm not going to turn down the ONE time in at least ten...
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mattbavougian:
You May Now Say:
God Damn Teenagers ! ! !
and shake your fist in discust.
happy birfday
God Damn Teenagers ! ! !
and shake your fist in discust.
happy birfday
trucker_fiction:
hey, like happy birthday or some shit.
i almost had to choke a bitch today.
i settled on a stern talking-to, which resulted in her walking away halfway through my second sentence.
what held me back, you ask? ..my smock.
had i not been on the clock, she would've tasted my boot. then my calf, then my knee. then other stuff, but by then she probably would've been dead. so.. y'know. she...
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i settled on a stern talking-to, which resulted in her walking away halfway through my second sentence.
what held me back, you ask? ..my smock.
had i not been on the clock, she would've tasted my boot. then my calf, then my knee. then other stuff, but by then she probably would've been dead. so.. y'know. she...
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mr_rick:
<in my best waitstaff singing voice> happy happy birthday, happy happy birthday; it's your birthday, happy happy birthday!!! 
rick
AKA the birthday stalker
rick
AKA the birthday stalker
highresolution:
happy birthday.
EDIT: i think i'll watch an episode of news radio before work.
i let a ladybug into the house by accident, but i don't have the heart to kill it. and i know how chilly it is outside, so i don't want to shuffle it back out the window.
i hope it isn't pregnant.
people at work made fun of me the other day...
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i let a ladybug into the house by accident, but i don't have the heart to kill it. and i know how chilly it is outside, so i don't want to shuffle it back out the window.
i hope it isn't pregnant.
people at work made fun of me the other day...
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unmk:
Nice pic!!! 
Sorry that you are feeling like this. But, I say go where you feel you need too. Life is weird amd things happen for a reason.
If you decide to stay and want to look for a new job there are always cool jobs that are open that people know about that don't get advertised.
And you're not weird for not killing bugs. I don't either. I'll kill roaches and mosquitos but that's about it. Ok I will kill ants but that's because there is no shortage of the little bastards. Everything else, including spiders, get relocated outside.
Sorry that you are feeling like this. But, I say go where you feel you need too. Life is weird amd things happen for a reason.
If you decide to stay and want to look for a new job there are always cool jobs that are open that people know about that don't get advertised.
And you're not weird for not killing bugs. I don't either. I'll kill roaches and mosquitos but that's about it. Ok I will kill ants but that's because there is no shortage of the little bastards. Everything else, including spiders, get relocated outside.
sky:
i always rescue insects, i put them outside because i know nothing could possibly be as bad as the torture they would have to take if one of my evil housemates got hold of them
i'm making another closing-track mix.
if you took the time to read this, (and i know you're reading this. Yes, you. -evil stare-) i request that you leave at least one or two closing-track suggestions.
longs lists are also fun, but don't go too crazy.
i mean, y'know. unless.. you want to? (jonnytrrrash7.. i'm lookin at you, buddy.)
thanks guys.
don't bother...
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if you took the time to read this, (and i know you're reading this. Yes, you. -evil stare-) i request that you leave at least one or two closing-track suggestions.
longs lists are also fun, but don't go too crazy.
i mean, y'know. unless.. you want to? (jonnytrrrash7.. i'm lookin at you, buddy.)
thanks guys.
don't bother...
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yuriel:
uh i have no idea hon
damn its been an alarmingly long time hon
youd best be doing well!
<3
damn its been an alarmingly long time hon
youd best be doing well!
<3
trucker_fiction:
White Zombie, "Blood, Milk, and Sky"
things i've gathered over the past few days.
i portray many of the female stereotypes that make me loath my own gender.
my father is divorcing my step-mother, leaving her to finish raising their three monsters. (it's never too late, i guess.)
i've grown more accustomed to being single. it's liberating, but i'm horny as hell.
i am not humanly capable of microwaving the popcorn...
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i portray many of the female stereotypes that make me loath my own gender.
my father is divorcing my step-mother, leaving her to finish raising their three monsters. (it's never too late, i guess.)
i've grown more accustomed to being single. it's liberating, but i'm horny as hell.
i am not humanly capable of microwaving the popcorn...
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chocolatejesus:
Okay, you got me on the indestructable metal dinosaur thing. But you know, Frank Miller says that Plastic Man is the most powerful superhero, so I've got Frank on my side!
sky:
thank you for the comment on my set 
xxx
xxx
I got glasses. And they look super-schmecksay. I'll post a photo when I don't have to be at work in an hour. (plus, Bob's on the other computer)
Reading JLA, The Obsidian Age and I fuckin can't find issue #70. It's fucking up the whole damn story. Now the JLA Elite are the new Justice League and it's fucking with my head. WHAT HAPPENED IN...
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Reading JLA, The Obsidian Age and I fuckin can't find issue #70. It's fucking up the whole damn story. Now the JLA Elite are the new Justice League and it's fucking with my head. WHAT HAPPENED IN...
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chocolatejesus:
Reading Rainbow rocks.
And Batman is the coolest superhero ever and I'll fight anyone who says different.
And, Hawkgirl's kinda hot, irritating voice and all.
And Batman is the coolest superhero ever and I'll fight anyone who says different.
And, Hawkgirl's kinda hot, irritating voice and all.
zeroxnine:
super-schmecksay?
that's new to me
that's new to me
UPDATE! SCROLL DOWN.
so i'm feeling a little chafed. i reserve my right to rant on SG.
i made a mistake. the first mistake of its kind on my part. i misjudged someone, not for being worse than they were.. but for being better. that doesn't really make a lot of sense.
i opened up to someone (goddammit, sara again!?!) because i...
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so i'm feeling a little chafed. i reserve my right to rant on SG.
i made a mistake. the first mistake of its kind on my part. i misjudged someone, not for being worse than they were.. but for being better. that doesn't really make a lot of sense.
i opened up to someone (goddammit, sara again!?!) because i...
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provmatic:
He was also Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge on Star Trek: The Next Genaration.
Your first born will be treated well. I have a great recipe.
Oh and about your dilemma. "Do what must be done. show no mercy!"
[Edited on Sep 15, 2005 5:02AM]
Your first born will be treated well. I have a great recipe.
Oh and about your dilemma. "Do what must be done. show no mercy!"
[Edited on Sep 15, 2005 5:02AM]
tadzi:
one thing i can tell you from personal experience is this:
shit is going to happen. if the attraction is strong enough, no amount of fighting it is going to stop it. you say that shes not really close with you, so i ask you, is it worth it? do you feel a connection to this guy or is it just hormonal? if it is hormonal, is it worth it?
dont answer any of these questions, at least not to me, jsut think about it. dont listen to advice from anyone, just do what you feel is right. its admirable to think of others, but sometimes you need to do something for yourself.
shit is going to happen. if the attraction is strong enough, no amount of fighting it is going to stop it. you say that shes not really close with you, so i ask you, is it worth it? do you feel a connection to this guy or is it just hormonal? if it is hormonal, is it worth it?
dont answer any of these questions, at least not to me, jsut think about it. dont listen to advice from anyone, just do what you feel is right. its admirable to think of others, but sometimes you need to do something for yourself.