rejoicingpeasant

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currently suffering the deeper throes of drunkenness, thanks to what i THOUGHT was going to be a tupperware party..

so the euphoria's gone, leaving me to ask questions like, "will i regret talking to that person i barely knew when i'm sober? was buying that measuring cup a good idea, or did it just look cool when she demonstrated it? am i frustratingly antisocial,...
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so i told my mom about SG. pretty much explained the entire concept to her. she's like, "well it's a perfectly fine idea.. but why is it called suicidegirls?" and of course i'm like, "kuh! well duh, mom.. suicide is cool."

so now she's decided to make a wonder woman fansite and call it "the heroin addicts club"..

during the past eleven years, i've had countless people tell me that i'm the strongest person they've ever met.

that is such a presumptuous crock of shit.

i'm not fucking strong. i'm just angry. if i fucking swallowed a bottle of pills, that would make her the winner. i spend so much fuckin time pretending that my past was someone else's. i talk and joke...
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whiddly waaaahh
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waaaaaaaaaaahh

michael bolton sucks.

i'd like to know where i can go where there's no michael bolton. cambodia? jupiter?! and no star reynolds, who strangely looks uglier without the fifty pounds she lost.

cher's fine by me. some of those costumes are rad.

WHERE HAS ALL THE TALENT GONE?!

"when i was a child, i used to get excited and pet the cat too hard.."

golden girls is such a perfect fucking show.

EDIT, Y'ALL

sara: holy moly! you are MUCH too ugly to live!
earwig: aw, fuck..

opening tracks soon. stay tuned. both of you.

it's hot outside. too hot to swim, even. so i'm hiding indoors, smoking pot, and listening to faith no more. dejavu!?

this is sad. but it really isn't. today we're listening to king for a day, which is not only one...
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indecisiooon cuh-looowds my vi-sion..!

today was COMPLETELY EVENTLESS AND SHOULD BE ERASED FROM MY MEMORY IN ORDER TO MAKE SPACE FOR MORE EVENTFUL.. UH.. INSTANCES.

except i did get really stoned on the drive home from work. bob and i listened to faith no more's angel dust, and i insisted on listening to 'falling to pieces' even though it did NOT go with the...
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land of the dead was pretty fuckin sweet.

i just killed about seven trillion earwigs. bob is watching anime.. slowly fueling my silent rage. i have my illogical hatreds. y'know, i've been addicted to inuyasha before. for like.. a week. and now there's this fuckin samurai champloo that's been rocking my mind lately.. and flcl. butstill!

i think i'm defeated. do i hate anime? i...
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