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I'm on hold with iBill right now, cancelling my account... aahhhh, americans have such cute accents...

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Good times, kids.

Mac, you can start planning the Triumphant Farewell Parade of Triumph. Oh, and don't forget the enormous red skull balloons.

Never forget the enormous red skull balloons.

nothing worse than catching a chest/sinus cold in summer.

my boss gave me this one.

the coughing is hell on he throat, but an excellent abdominal workout...

Dudes and Ladies,

Apologies for the absence, I was on tour of southweast Ontario with my band Bytchyn Wykk'd, keeping the rock of Slik Toxik alive and well. The tour went awesome. We always get a good reception in Burlington and London, but this time it was Sarnia that won the Most Rockin Award. Hats off to the maniacs in Sarnia who remember how rocking...
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I think that my snakey tattoos are finally finished.

Let's end that chaper of my life..... and.... there. done.





okay. now what?

I'm off to the wilderness for a week of holiday downtime.

I'm going to sit by a lake and drink coffee in the morning and watch the sunrise through the mists.



I'm taking 4 hot japanese girls with me.



everything is going to work out just fine, thank you.





the strangest things happen to me sometimes.

I'm baking cookies.

we're into day 12 of the Broken Air Conditioner.

The landlord called today and said that he had ordered a new one last thursday and it should be installed by the end of the week.

I just wanted to tell him to stuff it in his bum.

Also, a client called today asking for a total redesign on their Mother's house. Usually that's okay, but...
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This week was Heat Wave Week.

It was also the week that the compressor unit for our half of the office building decided to break and we were without coldness for 5 days straight. Add in a whole pile of computers and copying equipment, no operable windows and you have yourself one hot-as-god-damned-hell work environment.

I have no internet at home again, so I have...
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In the end, I learned much more about my grandfather at his wake than I did in his life. He was very reserved, even towards his closest family... makes me wonder if that's how I'll end up being.

Also learned: how heavy a coffin is. Sure there were six of us pall bearers (the impact of the signifigance of that duty hasn't hit me yet),...
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We went out to the Dominion last night, sat on the patio, I got a mosquito bite and a passing bird pooped in my beer. I was pretty upset.

When I got home, there was a message waiting for me that my grandfather had died.

When not reading "Labyrinths: Selected Stories and Other Writings" by acclaimed Argentinian writer Jorge Louis Borges, I dedicate my time to being the full-on bitch to Morrowind, the biggest fucking videogame in the god damned world.

To summarize: Me - Labyrinths = Me + Morrowind :ergo: Me = Bitch to Morrowind X some crazy big number like Infinity+12.

Yes, this doesn't quite work like conventional...
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First, I'm going to make another rainbow.



There.

Now I'm going to go listen to Billy Idol until I cheer up.


So, fuck you, Mr. Bad Day.


I miss my little truck, I want her back.