redmess

my kooter hurts...

last night was purgatory prom/roller derby awards ceremony at elysium. yeah, everyone looked nice in crazy gothic dresses and suits. but i wasn't aware about the "prom" part so i looked all dykey and dressed down. oh well...
so some genius decided to start the thing at 5pm. yeah, i was drunk by six'o'clock, bitches...home by seven thirty and fucking by seven thirtyfive. the five minutes in between was spent buying more beer across the street and getting naked.

crazy drunk fucking=sore vagina



p.s. go see HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS!!! it is fucking gorgeous, friends...