redmess

someone please help me. my right eyelid has been twitching like a motherfucker for three days. i always considered myself pretty immune to stress, what with my easily distracted mind and inherent silliness, but that was before i was faced with college finals. so much needs to be done! why does there have to be so many hot naked chics to look at! damn my wandering eyes! damn you, SG!


"My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off." -the dude