I'm drinking a friend's homebrewed (home fermented?) hard cider. This is fightin' cider. Come on, somebody knock this chip off my shoulder. I dare ya!
No? Well then, I will go squirt my cat with water. Don't look at me like that, she mangled the chair, my boots, and half a dozen other things. She has an H2O firing squad coming to her.
(It occurs to me that this makes two drunken posts in a row. This should not be construed as implying some sort of inebriated lifestyle. Nosiree.)
No? Well then, I will go squirt my cat with water. Don't look at me like that, she mangled the chair, my boots, and half a dozen other things. She has an H2O firing squad coming to her.
(It occurs to me that this makes two drunken posts in a row. This should not be construed as implying some sort of inebriated lifestyle. Nosiree.)
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sockpuppet:
put gin in it. Gin+cider, w00t!
morgan:
This is true. I've had lots of parents/family hate me so it's nice to be liked.