On the plane today to Wellington. Feeling ordinary as the Man Flu tries to take hold. Lunch starts to be served and in my head I go
'better not go the usual wine with lunch. Smart move would be a lemonade. I could go a lemonade. Oh look they have juice. That might be smarter. Some vitamin C yeah that sounds better. But I'm all tasted up for lemonade now....'
Hostess - "what can i get you?"
"I'll have a shiraz thanks"
Gotta love the Auto Response