Well kids, tomorrow morning, bright and early, I'll be leaving on a jet plane. Unfortunately, I know when I'll be back again. I'm going back to visit the family and do the holiday thing for about three weeks. My brother will be there and we haven't seen eachother for about 2 years, so he plans on getting me thuroughly smashed. Have I mentioned he's my younger brother? Aside from all that, I could really use a vacation.
Work is.....well I really don't have to give a shit for the next couple of weeks, so I'm not going to bring it up. But of course it's storming something powerful outside right now and I'll have to walk about a half a mile in it to get to my office. Use an umbrella, you say? I wish I could, but since I'm in the military I can't use one while in uniform. I know it's dumb, but the Air Force is the only branch authorized to do it and that's because they're special.
Anyways, I'll be doing one of my semi-famous disappearing tricks. I shall return on the 6th, so behave yourselves till I get back, I wouldn't want to miss out on any of the fun.


It's always nice to be around family.