Too many puppies are being shot in the dark.
Too many puppies are trained not to bark.
At the sight of blood that must be spilled so that
We may maintain our oil fields.
Too many puppies
Too many puppies are taught to heal.
Too many puppies are trained to kill.
On the command of men wearing money belts that buy
mistresses sleek animal pelts.
Too many puppies.
Too many puppies with guns in their hands.
Too many puppies in foreign lands.
Are dressed up sharp in suits of green and
Placed upon the war machine.
Too many puppies are just like me.
Too many puppies are afraid to see.
The visions of the past brought to life again,
Too many puppies, too many dead men.
- Primus -- "Too Many Puppies"
I ususally don't do these, but I'm bored so I stole this from SexyBeast
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Oh, crap! You're supposed to pay those?
2. Favorite Place to eat a romantic Dinner?
Homecooked. Get in the kitchen, bitch!
3. Last time you Puked from Drinking?
When for some reason I decide it would be a good idea to drink an entire fifth of Goldschlager by myself as fast as I could. On the upside, I've never seen prettier puke... Bleh, I don't even like Goldschlager...
4. When is the last time you got drunk and woke up in a strange place?
A while back I got drunk in the French Quarter back home in New Orleans and woke up in a FEMA trailer in Mississippi. But after a bit I remembered getting there. It was a really nice ride and I'm still bummed that it's over.
5. Name of your First Grade Teacher?
Mrs. Casey. Fucking bitch and I told her as much
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Sitting in a bar after playing a really good set for a small crowd
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A musician
8.How many colleges did you attend before you settled on the one you graduated from?
I went to ITT and almost finished, but the ITT I went to had problems, so I quit and went to Southeast College of Technology. There I got into a fight with a teacher... then I realized that I hate school. I've always hated sitting in a classroom. So I never went back.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
It was the one my hand landed on.
10. Gas Prices!
Suck. That's a stupid one.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would you go?
I don't know. I like where I am now, I guess. Maybe Amsterdam or Jamaica. I don't know who I'd take. SexyBeast is one of my my best friends, but I wouldn't want to leave UrBluEyGrl. But if I took her, SexyBeast would be pissed... Hmmm... I guess I'll just have to poison his mouthwash... with my Man Aids...
12. First Thought When the alarm went off this morning?
What?!! Oh... yeah... hmmm... sleep... mmm... soft... mmm... hard... breakfast burrito... mmm...
13. Last thought before Falling asleep last night?
...
14. Favorite style of Underwear?
Boxers.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Silk panties. Not a g-string, but the kind where the sides of the ass hang out. Kind of low cut.
16. What Errand/Chore do you despise?
Cutting the grass. I love that I live in an apartment now, just for that.
17. If you didnt have to work would you?
Yeah. I don't like just sitting around all day doing nothing. But if I had the money to not work, I'd be a lot more picky about what I did for a living.
18. Sex or Sleep?
sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex
19. Your Favorite Cartoon character?
Hmmm... that's difficult. I watch a lot of cartoons. I'm not even going to attempt to pick one.
20. Favorite non sexual thing to do at night with a guy/girl?
Snuggle. Yeah. I said snuggle. You got a problem with it? I'll rip you're fucking eyes out. I'm a sensitive guy. And I'll fucking kill your whole family while you watch if you tell anybody.
21. A secret that you wouldnt mind everyone knowing?
Well, it wouldn't be a secret then, would it?
22. What was your First Car?
Mitsubishi Eclipse. I believe a '92, but I can't remember. Good first car, till it threw a rod on the I-10 a good number of miles from my house in the middle of the summer.
23. Your Best Your Mamma Joke?
Let's get off Mamas 'cause I just got off your'n.
24. Your Favorite Lunch Meat?
Who the fuck wrote this? Roast Beef.
25. What do you get everytime you go into a Whataburger?
I've only been once, when I went to see a concert in Austin, Tx years ago. I got a burger and a coke. It wasn't a very memorable experience. They don't have Whataburgers where I'm from, and I don't think I've seen one since I've been in L. A., either.
26. Beach Or Shore?
I'm not clear on the difference. But I don't like sand. So I guess Shore.
27. Do you think Marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
I half agree. I have a problem with the institution of marriage, but not the ritual or meaning behind marriage itself. I don't like the government sanction or the religious involvment. Recently I've changed my mind about marriage and realized that if you find the right person it could be a good thing. But it'd have to be like on Braveheart or Lord of the Rings. Two people in love that want to commit to each other in a private ceremony. If you want friends and family there, so much the better. But Uncle Sam and your God should not be an unalienable aspect. If you want religion involved, that's on you and your partner. Also, I still belive in the hippie concept of free love. Even though through marriage you would be symbolizing the binding of two spirits, two lives, that shouldn't mean that from this point on you can't even look at another. It just means that from this point on, if you want to spread your love further, you should have to consult the other person as you would on any other decision. This goes for both partners. And I say both partners instead of man and woman for a reason. Fuck you G. W.
P. S. I'm not gay. Goddamnit.
28. Who do you Stalk on myspace?
I don't use Myspace. I got on once under a fake name because someone told me it was a good alternative to porn. Didn't find that to be so true, so I went back to Green Guys Link-o-Rama (www.link-o-rama.com) and Black Girls TGP (www.blackgirlstgp.com) and of course Google Image Search... wait... what was the question? I think I got off subject here...
29. Favorite Guilty Pleasure:
Masturbating to Teletubbies
30. Favorite Movie you wouldnt want anyone to find out about?
I don't think I'm ashamed of anything I like, good or bad.
31. What's your drink?
Whiskey on the rocks
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Fuck 'em both. I'm a goddamn Space Pirate Ninja!!!
34. Do you cheer for the bad guys?
I guess that depends on who you think of as the "bad guy." Or if you think what he's doing is really all that "bad" It's all subjective, y'know?
35. What Hollyood Star do you think resembles you best?
I have no idea. I used to hear John Popper a lot when I was younger, but I've lost a bit of weight and I don't wear the cowboy hat anymore... so... I have no fucking clue.
34. If you had to pick one which cast member of Lost would you be?
I never watched the show.
35. What do you want when you are sick?
Dark, drugs, and my Bubbles pillow.
36. Who from High School would you like to run into?
The principal or the school cop. With my car. At about 60mph.
37. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Well, if I had my own car and I was back in New Orleans it would be either WWOZ or WRNO. WWOZ is a great station and there is a link in my profile where you can hear webcasts. Go there. Now. Listen to some great music.
38. Stiffler or Oz?
From the American Pie Fucker movie? I guess a little of both. More Oz, maybe. Stiffler was too much of a prick.
39. Norm or Cliff?
I used to watch the reruns when I was a kid, but I can't remember anybody. Norm was the big guy who sat at the bar all the time and Cliff was the mailman, right? So I guess Norm since we're both fat assed drunks.
40. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
To be honest I was never a big fan of either, but Simpsons was funnier.
41. Worst Relationship Mistake that you wish you could take back?
Can't think of anything I'd want to take back from my oh so limited experience.
42. Do you Like the Person who sits directly across from you at work?
Well, I'm out of work now but anyone sitting across from me at work would be sitting on the hood of a big rig. And any woman willing to do that is pretty damn cool in my book.
43. If you could get away with it who would you kill?
G. W. Bush. Fuck you, you CIA faciest nazi pigs I know you're reading this and looking at me with your sattelites while I poop. Fuck you! I'd shoot that bastard dead in a heartbeat. He's a goddamn criminal. Him and his entire cabinet.
44. What Famous person would you like to have dinner with?
I dunno. Steve Vai. Not that worried about famous people. But I'd probably just pick another musician. Vai, Satriani, Johnson...
45. What famous Person would you like to sleep with?
I dunno. I guess Fairuza Balk or Pam Grier. I'd like to ass rape Tipper Gore and film it, then put a giant billboard of it up in front of an elementery school. Not because I think Tipper Gore looks good. Just for the principal of the thing, y'know? Fuck the PMRC!!!
46. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yeah. My carb on my Mustang back home caught fire. It was a bit too big for the car and excess gas was spilling out of it. Scared the crap out of me. Found out later all I had to do was kill the engine and it would have snuffed it... Damn I loved that car. Fuck Katrina.
47. Last book you read for real?
What do you mean "for real"? Do you ever read books "for fake?" The last one I read was "Sensual Massage" but I don't know if that counts. I'm currently reading "Tick Tock" by Dean Koontz. Shit, I read so many books I can't remember which one I read before that. Before the move I wasn't doing a whole lot of reading.
48. Do you have a teddy bear?
Yep.
49. Strangest Place you have ever had sex?
...
50. Strangest Place you have ever wanted to have sex?
In the ear. I guess a walk in freezer. Get all bundled up in blankets...
51. How many times a day do you text?
I don't, usually. I'd rather just leave a voice mail if I can't talk to the person.
52. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
I dunno. I guess I kind of need both.
53. Do you go to church?
Fuck no.
54. Pencil or Pen?
Pen. Unless I'm drawing, then pencil. Then ink after.
55. Describe your favorite Day?
...
Too many puppies are trained not to bark.
At the sight of blood that must be spilled so that
We may maintain our oil fields.
Too many puppies
Too many puppies are taught to heal.
Too many puppies are trained to kill.
On the command of men wearing money belts that buy
mistresses sleek animal pelts.
Too many puppies.
Too many puppies with guns in their hands.
Too many puppies in foreign lands.
Are dressed up sharp in suits of green and
Placed upon the war machine.
Too many puppies are just like me.
Too many puppies are afraid to see.
The visions of the past brought to life again,
Too many puppies, too many dead men.
- Primus -- "Too Many Puppies"
I ususally don't do these, but I'm bored so I stole this from SexyBeast
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Oh, crap! You're supposed to pay those?
2. Favorite Place to eat a romantic Dinner?
Homecooked. Get in the kitchen, bitch!
3. Last time you Puked from Drinking?
When for some reason I decide it would be a good idea to drink an entire fifth of Goldschlager by myself as fast as I could. On the upside, I've never seen prettier puke... Bleh, I don't even like Goldschlager...
4. When is the last time you got drunk and woke up in a strange place?
A while back I got drunk in the French Quarter back home in New Orleans and woke up in a FEMA trailer in Mississippi. But after a bit I remembered getting there. It was a really nice ride and I'm still bummed that it's over.
5. Name of your First Grade Teacher?
Mrs. Casey. Fucking bitch and I told her as much
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Sitting in a bar after playing a really good set for a small crowd
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A musician
8.How many colleges did you attend before you settled on the one you graduated from?
I went to ITT and almost finished, but the ITT I went to had problems, so I quit and went to Southeast College of Technology. There I got into a fight with a teacher... then I realized that I hate school. I've always hated sitting in a classroom. So I never went back.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
It was the one my hand landed on.
10. Gas Prices!
Suck. That's a stupid one.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would you go?
I don't know. I like where I am now, I guess. Maybe Amsterdam or Jamaica. I don't know who I'd take. SexyBeast is one of my my best friends, but I wouldn't want to leave UrBluEyGrl. But if I took her, SexyBeast would be pissed... Hmmm... I guess I'll just have to poison his mouthwash... with my Man Aids...
12. First Thought When the alarm went off this morning?
What?!! Oh... yeah... hmmm... sleep... mmm... soft... mmm... hard... breakfast burrito... mmm...
13. Last thought before Falling asleep last night?
...
14. Favorite style of Underwear?
Boxers.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Silk panties. Not a g-string, but the kind where the sides of the ass hang out. Kind of low cut.
16. What Errand/Chore do you despise?
Cutting the grass. I love that I live in an apartment now, just for that.
17. If you didnt have to work would you?
Yeah. I don't like just sitting around all day doing nothing. But if I had the money to not work, I'd be a lot more picky about what I did for a living.
18. Sex or Sleep?
sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex
19. Your Favorite Cartoon character?
Hmmm... that's difficult. I watch a lot of cartoons. I'm not even going to attempt to pick one.
20. Favorite non sexual thing to do at night with a guy/girl?
Snuggle. Yeah. I said snuggle. You got a problem with it? I'll rip you're fucking eyes out. I'm a sensitive guy. And I'll fucking kill your whole family while you watch if you tell anybody.
21. A secret that you wouldnt mind everyone knowing?
Well, it wouldn't be a secret then, would it?
22. What was your First Car?
Mitsubishi Eclipse. I believe a '92, but I can't remember. Good first car, till it threw a rod on the I-10 a good number of miles from my house in the middle of the summer.
23. Your Best Your Mamma Joke?
Let's get off Mamas 'cause I just got off your'n.
24. Your Favorite Lunch Meat?
Who the fuck wrote this? Roast Beef.
25. What do you get everytime you go into a Whataburger?
I've only been once, when I went to see a concert in Austin, Tx years ago. I got a burger and a coke. It wasn't a very memorable experience. They don't have Whataburgers where I'm from, and I don't think I've seen one since I've been in L. A., either.
26. Beach Or Shore?
I'm not clear on the difference. But I don't like sand. So I guess Shore.
27. Do you think Marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
I half agree. I have a problem with the institution of marriage, but not the ritual or meaning behind marriage itself. I don't like the government sanction or the religious involvment. Recently I've changed my mind about marriage and realized that if you find the right person it could be a good thing. But it'd have to be like on Braveheart or Lord of the Rings. Two people in love that want to commit to each other in a private ceremony. If you want friends and family there, so much the better. But Uncle Sam and your God should not be an unalienable aspect. If you want religion involved, that's on you and your partner. Also, I still belive in the hippie concept of free love. Even though through marriage you would be symbolizing the binding of two spirits, two lives, that shouldn't mean that from this point on you can't even look at another. It just means that from this point on, if you want to spread your love further, you should have to consult the other person as you would on any other decision. This goes for both partners. And I say both partners instead of man and woman for a reason. Fuck you G. W.
P. S. I'm not gay. Goddamnit.
28. Who do you Stalk on myspace?
I don't use Myspace. I got on once under a fake name because someone told me it was a good alternative to porn. Didn't find that to be so true, so I went back to Green Guys Link-o-Rama (www.link-o-rama.com) and Black Girls TGP (www.blackgirlstgp.com) and of course Google Image Search... wait... what was the question? I think I got off subject here...
29. Favorite Guilty Pleasure:
Masturbating to Teletubbies
30. Favorite Movie you wouldnt want anyone to find out about?
I don't think I'm ashamed of anything I like, good or bad.
31. What's your drink?
Whiskey on the rocks
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Fuck 'em both. I'm a goddamn Space Pirate Ninja!!!
34. Do you cheer for the bad guys?
I guess that depends on who you think of as the "bad guy." Or if you think what he's doing is really all that "bad" It's all subjective, y'know?
35. What Hollyood Star do you think resembles you best?
I have no idea. I used to hear John Popper a lot when I was younger, but I've lost a bit of weight and I don't wear the cowboy hat anymore... so... I have no fucking clue.
34. If you had to pick one which cast member of Lost would you be?
I never watched the show.
35. What do you want when you are sick?
Dark, drugs, and my Bubbles pillow.
36. Who from High School would you like to run into?
The principal or the school cop. With my car. At about 60mph.
37. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Well, if I had my own car and I was back in New Orleans it would be either WWOZ or WRNO. WWOZ is a great station and there is a link in my profile where you can hear webcasts. Go there. Now. Listen to some great music.
38. Stiffler or Oz?
From the American Pie Fucker movie? I guess a little of both. More Oz, maybe. Stiffler was too much of a prick.
39. Norm or Cliff?
I used to watch the reruns when I was a kid, but I can't remember anybody. Norm was the big guy who sat at the bar all the time and Cliff was the mailman, right? So I guess Norm since we're both fat assed drunks.
40. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
To be honest I was never a big fan of either, but Simpsons was funnier.
41. Worst Relationship Mistake that you wish you could take back?
Can't think of anything I'd want to take back from my oh so limited experience.
42. Do you Like the Person who sits directly across from you at work?
Well, I'm out of work now but anyone sitting across from me at work would be sitting on the hood of a big rig. And any woman willing to do that is pretty damn cool in my book.
43. If you could get away with it who would you kill?
G. W. Bush. Fuck you, you CIA faciest nazi pigs I know you're reading this and looking at me with your sattelites while I poop. Fuck you! I'd shoot that bastard dead in a heartbeat. He's a goddamn criminal. Him and his entire cabinet.
44. What Famous person would you like to have dinner with?
I dunno. Steve Vai. Not that worried about famous people. But I'd probably just pick another musician. Vai, Satriani, Johnson...
45. What famous Person would you like to sleep with?
I dunno. I guess Fairuza Balk or Pam Grier. I'd like to ass rape Tipper Gore and film it, then put a giant billboard of it up in front of an elementery school. Not because I think Tipper Gore looks good. Just for the principal of the thing, y'know? Fuck the PMRC!!!
46. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yeah. My carb on my Mustang back home caught fire. It was a bit too big for the car and excess gas was spilling out of it. Scared the crap out of me. Found out later all I had to do was kill the engine and it would have snuffed it... Damn I loved that car. Fuck Katrina.
47. Last book you read for real?
What do you mean "for real"? Do you ever read books "for fake?" The last one I read was "Sensual Massage" but I don't know if that counts. I'm currently reading "Tick Tock" by Dean Koontz. Shit, I read so many books I can't remember which one I read before that. Before the move I wasn't doing a whole lot of reading.
48. Do you have a teddy bear?
Yep.
49. Strangest Place you have ever had sex?
...
50. Strangest Place you have ever wanted to have sex?
In the ear.
I guess a walk in freezer. Get all bundled up in blankets... 51. How many times a day do you text?
I don't, usually. I'd rather just leave a voice mail if I can't talk to the person.
52. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
I dunno. I guess I kind of need both.
53. Do you go to church?
Fuck no.
54. Pencil or Pen?
Pen. Unless I'm drawing, then pencil. Then ink after.
55. Describe your favorite Day?
...
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Masturbating to Teletubbies <-- made me choke on my coffee.