Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality
Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh, I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro
Magnifico. I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
Nothing really matters, Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows
- Queen -- "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Ain't got much of nothing better to do right now. Well, I do... but I don't feel like it at the moment. I'm pretty much packed. I'm kind of scared put my Xbox in a checked bag. I'm not sure if those x-ray machines have strong magnets in them. I'm scared to put my hard drives through it for the same reason. I figure they probably don't have magnets in those x-rays, but it'd suck if they did. I might just ship all that up FedEx.
So I'm just going to sit here and type and listen to Queensryche and drink my orange drink... mmm...
I'm slowly killing you... making you waste precious minutes of your life reading my boredom... I'll murder the world, one post at a time!
I want to watch Labyrith again. A small elephant named Trixel reignited my burning crush on Jennifer Connelly. Labyrinth is still my favorite movie with her, followed closely by Dark City and House of Sand and Fog.
I just wish she'd come down south so I could feed her. She looks so hungry lately...
Are you still reading this? What the hell is wrong with you?
I found a bit of string... it was interesting for a while, but my tastes have matured... oooh... What's that?
SHINEY!!!
I need a beer... or twelve... thirteen'd be pushing it. But I'd do it. That's just the kind of man I am.
Seriously, this is all I have to do right now...
Hey... I wonder if cook times in the oven are going to be different when I get up there... I hope I don't burn shit.
I hope I meet somebody famous. Then get them to attack me so I can sue.
I want Queen Latifah to attack me...
I just hope I don't fall belly down...
...
You're still here?
Loser.
That's okay. I'm a loser, too. We can be losers together.
---
Important Update: I'm still bored.
I can't sleep. I've got a lot to do to(day)(morrow)
I'm just sitting here, talking to myself listening to Seal.
Yeah, Seal, bitch. Say something. I dare you.
It's a pretty killer version of Steve Miller Band's "Fly Like and Eagle." Seal never got enough credit. I've liked him since that song he did for Batman Forever.
Speaking of which, it just started playing. "Kiss From a Rose."
I love all the Batman movies except that travesty with Arnold Shwartzenegger (sp?) That was fucking horrible. I coulnd't even sit through it.
The best ones were the two that Tim Burton directed. That's the first one and "Batman Returns."
I'd like to find a box set with all the movies from "Batman" to "Batman Begins" that leaves out "Batman & Robin."
HAHA!!! Slick Rick, BITCH!!! Featuring Doug E. Fresh... Back when hip hop was worth listening to.
You know who I havn't heard from in a long time? The Fat Boys. Ooh, and Kid N' Play. I never really listend to Kid n' Play, I just remember those movies... was it "House Party?" I can't remember. The Fat Boys did a movie, too, I think.
Really, you don't have to read this.
Seriously, I don't think it's healthy.
Oooh, I want to download the ghostbusters theme. Oh, and that song from Huey Lewis and the News... I remeber there being some big controversy saying that the song was a rip off of a song that Huey Lewis refused to let the makers of Ghostbusters use in the movie... so they just hired someone to make a similar song.
Now I'm listening to Steelheart. Once again, if you don't like them I'll direct you to my nuts so you can tongue bathe them for me.
If you've ever seen "Rockstar," Then you've heard Steelheart. Or at least the lead singer. I'm not sure if it was the whole band or not.
C'mon, you didn't think Marky Mark has those pipes in real life?
I need to get that movie on DVD. I'm missing some essential rock films...
This is Spinal Tap, Rockstar, Still Crazy, Crossroads (Not the GODDAMN BRITNEY SPEARS MOVIE. The one with Ralph Macchio, Joe Seneca, and Steve Vai) there was something else I don't have... can't remember.
Oh, the Hendrix movie. And the Jim Morrison flick...
Damnit I need to get some more movies.
Okay... it's 3:00 a.m., think I'll try sleeping again.
Wish me luck! Or don't... you bastard.
Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality
Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh, I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro
Magnifico. I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
Nothing really matters, Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows
- Queen -- "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Ain't got much of nothing better to do right now. Well, I do... but I don't feel like it at the moment. I'm pretty much packed. I'm kind of scared put my Xbox in a checked bag. I'm not sure if those x-ray machines have strong magnets in them. I'm scared to put my hard drives through it for the same reason. I figure they probably don't have magnets in those x-rays, but it'd suck if they did. I might just ship all that up FedEx.
So I'm just going to sit here and type and listen to Queensryche and drink my orange drink... mmm...
I'm slowly killing you... making you waste precious minutes of your life reading my boredom... I'll murder the world, one post at a time!
I want to watch Labyrith again. A small elephant named Trixel reignited my burning crush on Jennifer Connelly. Labyrinth is still my favorite movie with her, followed closely by Dark City and House of Sand and Fog.
I just wish she'd come down south so I could feed her. She looks so hungry lately...
Are you still reading this? What the hell is wrong with you?
I found a bit of string... it was interesting for a while, but my tastes have matured... oooh... What's that?
SHINEY!!!
I need a beer... or twelve... thirteen'd be pushing it. But I'd do it. That's just the kind of man I am.
Seriously, this is all I have to do right now...
Hey... I wonder if cook times in the oven are going to be different when I get up there... I hope I don't burn shit.
I hope I meet somebody famous. Then get them to attack me so I can sue.
I want Queen Latifah to attack me...
I just hope I don't fall belly down...
...
You're still here?
Loser.
That's okay. I'm a loser, too. We can be losers together.
---
Important Update: I'm still bored.
I can't sleep. I've got a lot to do to(day)(morrow)
I'm just sitting here, talking to myself listening to Seal.
Yeah, Seal, bitch. Say something. I dare you.
It's a pretty killer version of Steve Miller Band's "Fly Like and Eagle." Seal never got enough credit. I've liked him since that song he did for Batman Forever.
Speaking of which, it just started playing. "Kiss From a Rose."
I love all the Batman movies except that travesty with Arnold Shwartzenegger (sp?) That was fucking horrible. I coulnd't even sit through it.
The best ones were the two that Tim Burton directed. That's the first one and "Batman Returns."
I'd like to find a box set with all the movies from "Batman" to "Batman Begins" that leaves out "Batman & Robin."
HAHA!!! Slick Rick, BITCH!!! Featuring Doug E. Fresh... Back when hip hop was worth listening to.
You know who I havn't heard from in a long time? The Fat Boys. Ooh, and Kid N' Play. I never really listend to Kid n' Play, I just remember those movies... was it "House Party?" I can't remember. The Fat Boys did a movie, too, I think.
Really, you don't have to read this.
Seriously, I don't think it's healthy.
Oooh, I want to download the ghostbusters theme. Oh, and that song from Huey Lewis and the News... I remeber there being some big controversy saying that the song was a rip off of a song that Huey Lewis refused to let the makers of Ghostbusters use in the movie... so they just hired someone to make a similar song.
Now I'm listening to Steelheart. Once again, if you don't like them I'll direct you to my nuts so you can tongue bathe them for me.
If you've ever seen "Rockstar," Then you've heard Steelheart. Or at least the lead singer. I'm not sure if it was the whole band or not.
C'mon, you didn't think Marky Mark has those pipes in real life?
I need to get that movie on DVD. I'm missing some essential rock films...
This is Spinal Tap, Rockstar, Still Crazy, Crossroads (Not the GODDAMN BRITNEY SPEARS MOVIE. The one with Ralph Macchio, Joe Seneca, and Steve Vai) there was something else I don't have... can't remember.
Oh, the Hendrix movie. And the Jim Morrison flick...
Damnit I need to get some more movies.
Okay... it's 3:00 a.m., think I'll try sleeping again.
Wish me luck! Or don't... you bastard.
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OR I could just driive through the airport screaming "Kronik" and shooting off road flares.