Boss told me today. I am not yet in the system for pay roll. He offered to cut me a check for my hours. I told him to just toss them on the next check. Everyone there was floored. I quickly told them all, "I'm independently wealthy. I just come here so you can entertain me." I got two people asking me for loans. 

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robotsatemyhair:
Dolla dolla bill.
el_bandito:
haha nice one