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Today at work I ground up the peanut butter myself! Well... I sent the peanuts into a machine that ground them up and I just caught the peanut butter in dishes... but you know what i mean! Anyway, this is awesome for my Diabetic Uncle who has to constantly read labels for sugars cause all the market does is send through unsalted roasted peanuts, nothing...
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Just before bed I see this email from my instructor.

Whelp. That was quick. 20 year old I was nailing gave me my walking papers. Meh. I saw it coming from the get go. Easy come easy go.

In other news.

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I got nothin'.

LOL

And a third.

So I got a chance to check out a google self driving car up close. Spoke to one of the engineers about it. I was embarrassed, I thought it was a google maps car until I was corrected. They look similar but not close enough to be thought to be the same.

Anyway, that fucking thing is pretty cool! It has...
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I had a lot of fun with the first one... figured I would try a second.

[edit: And a third.]

I have an obnoxious teacher that has been sending us Google Doc quizzes for tests...

So I made one for my Silliness Crowd!

I think I will make a few of these. They seem fun.

[edit: added three more questions]

[edit: All day this song was in my head.]

Back to everything coming up Ray.

So I found a girl from my Math class last year living up the street a couple months ago. She was ultra friendly and cute. But... her Grandparents had just died. That is why she moved in up the street.

I have been chit chatting with her over the last few weeks here and there and we hooked up....
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Boss told me today. I am not yet in the system for pay roll. He offered to cut me a check for my hours. I told him to just toss them on the next check. Everyone there was floored. I quickly told them all, "I'm independently wealthy. I just come here so you can entertain me." I got two people asking me for loans.

So. Yes. Have a job. But apparently when I told them part time and gave them the options between Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday... they took that as like... a challenge to try and use as many as possible. Had me on four day this week. I just send an email to the gal that hired me. Informed her, three days is like my...
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So Friday night I am walking up to the house coming home from work. I see a silver jeep parked out front. It's just sitting their idling. I get about 15 feet from the jeep and the chick inside floors it and charges at me. I leap spin out of the way and kick the door in the process. All this while screaming out "the...
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