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gaslight:
Oracle sucks BALLS! We're testing an inventory system they've designed, and it is a piece of shit! We call the IT department every day. And every day a member of the Taliban answers and knows diddly. whatever
semiretiredpunk:
It actually is a member of Al-Queida answering. The entire Oracle system (as well as Epic, if you're in health care) is an intentional program of psychological warfare used to demoralize our workers, and over time, destabilize our economy. The aim is to drive one worker at a time insane until the great American Satan falls. wink
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Fucking. People. Give someone MONTHS of notice that you need ONE thing done. ONE THING. And they will disappoint you. Every. Time.

Brother. Just asked him to wash my Mom's house before I drive 5 hours south JUST to paint it. Just gave me a laundry list of excuses why he can't do what I asked him to do MONTHS ago. He lives within 7...
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minusfourdegrees:
I used to have to deal with this repeatedly with the majority of my family. Its largely why I only really see them on the holidays and that's it, and stay out of their affairs. Its too much to take on, and eventually they begin to expect it.

Its why I stopped doing it. Being family doesn't make me a doormat.
arroia:
Shit... Not cool, not cool at all. frown
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Received another Scholarship before I graduate! $1000. Funnier bit? I received the same scholarship last year. I suppose I made an impression. wink
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robotsatemyhair:
Good job!
lone_ranger:
sweet!
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Got my DNA mapped a few months ago. They couldn't get results from the first sample and now they finished my second sample.

Paternal
Haplogroup: R1b1b2, a subgroup of R1b1
Age: 17,000 years
Region: Europe
Populations: Irish, Basques, British, French
Highlight: R1b1b2 is the most common haplogroup in western Europe, with distinct branches in specific regions.

Maternal
Haplogroup: M1, a subgroup of M
Age: 35,000...
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lone_ranger:
yeah, it's an emerging science, still in testing, you'd have to pull strings with researchers to get a test, and even then it wouldn't prove shit.

although there are studies on electrostatic neutralization, german science papers. they do it on seeds and fish eggs. the fish (salmon) look primordial. the plants look hella hardcore. it does something to the epigenetics and the switches are all turned on full blast, negating past epigenetics.

look into it. I gotta find it to link it. small time study. it could replace GMO crops. simply zapping seeds and making them like steroidal on switch.
rerusynjeh:
It's Jenny. just kidding. Thanks! smile
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-Dream-

First dream. I was somehow in the world of Harry Potter. I came across Umbridge and beat the fucking TAR out of her.

Second dream. I went to a friends house, which was a large apartment, inside I find her Mom and four dudes that remind me of the Foosball Germans from Community. I leave and find her out front. She has a big...
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Just putting my theory for the next season of Doctor Who right here.

Spoiler. Do NOT click if you haven't seen the finale of Season 7.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

John Hurt... I believe HE is the actual Ninth Doctor the one who fought in the time war. The One who condemned all of Gallifrey to death. I think that Eccleston was in fact the...
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capn_comickazee:
I believe so too. He just wasn't "The Doctor." Going to be interesting to see how they incorporate the past Doctors into the story.
capn_comickazee:
I do love me some John Hurt though. It's like Reese's all over again. "Your John Hurt is in my Doctor Who." "Your Doctor Who is in my John Hurt." Two great tastes that taste great together.
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semiretiredpunk:
Happy birthday. smile
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j24u:
Happy birthday dude.
majorboredom:


Wow. That baby has a big... Nevermind.

HB-d!
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As some may know I went off to get my DNA mapped. Got a result in my email today.


Our laboratory attempted analysis of your saliva sample but the concentration of DNA was insufficient to produce genotyping results. No need to worry -- while this occurrence is uncommon, it does happen occasionally. Simply provide a new sample using a replacement kit we will ship to...
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gaslight:
Is this for fun, or are you afraid you're a mutant? I've had my suspicions....
capn_comickazee:
This sounds pretty interesting. I might be tempted to do it.
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Been feeling terrible last couple days. Slept wrong and my gods damn neck hurts! Work... I do enjoy fucking with people. One of my big bosses showed up yesterday was talking to me while I was ringing her up. She looked over to another of the employees and said Hi and asked her how she was doing. I told her. "Oh don't talk to her....
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mayvis:
Hey, I can't help it if you have a hot sister.....blame it on the genes...
greaser:
I'll go ahead and agree with the coolness of the Harry Potter onesie and the hotness of your sister.
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A- in English. C in Biology and I have about two weeks before my Japanese 2 final. I guess I am not going to get uppity about the C, better than causing a fuss and having them remove the C so I can retake the class, waste 3 months on Bullshit. Besides... my major isn't Biology so FUCK Biology.

I am dreading looking at what...
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shiz:
greaser:
Women love a man who can geek out on Dr Who. Trust me, I know these things.