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Massapequa, NY

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Thursday Jul 13, 2006

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It had to be fucking Vodka.

Why can't an event be hosted by Macallan or Patron, or Jagermeister or even Jack fucking Daniels, for crying out loud?...it's always gotta be fucking Absolut, the publicity-savvy bastards.

You know I'm not about to turn down free drinks all night, you fuckers, why'd you have to make the only free ones the ones that are made with that evil odorless potato-juice you so desperately want to peddle to me?

-It's like you're trying to kill me, kill me with booze I don't even enjoy...where's the sense in that? If I'm going to drink myself to death, I might as well do it with something I like drinking, even if I have to pay for it.
Dave
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trixel:
*comfort* I hope it wasn't red bull and vodka. robot
Jul 14, 2006
shal:
Wall is ok, but central is definitely preferred.
Jul 14, 2006

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