ratbastard

Yehaaw! It's been a wacky couple of days.

I had to make an emergency appointment with my Doctor on thursday because I woke up in the morning feeling like I slept on my car keys, and noticed that my feet were swelled up like water balloons.

I looked up swollen feet + acute kidney pain in WebMD and everything that came up was bad, bad shit.

Anyway, to make a long story short, they ran some tests and concluded that I most likely had something go wrong with my liver as a result of being fat, drunk, stressed out and having the diet of a cockroach. I took that as good news, because I was afraid I had devoped diabetes. (It runs in my family).

So the doctors orders were to stay off me feet for a few days to allow the swelling to go down, radically change my diet, and excersize regimin, and to drink about 90% less if not quit altogether.

Fuck

Yeah, he also put me on Zoloft to help mellow me out a bit, and I'm all mediciny from that.

So for the past 3 days I've had nothing to drink but water and I've been eating turkey and plants hoping to normalize my system. Once that happens I'll take it from there. Needless to say, I will be losing a lot of wieght in the next few months.

I was just hoping it wouldn't be under these circumstances.

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On a brighter note, I signed my baby up for her own account here, so she can stop poking around in mine.

It's weird. I haven't posted anything on here, or misrepresented myefelf in any way.

I'm also completely open about Liz and the fact that I'm pitbull loyal to her, but for some reason I get a little queasy whenever she starts diggin around my account on here. I have no idea why, but feel like I'm going to get in trouble. lol

Oh well, I'm gald she's here. I'll bet she'll be more popular than me right about..................................now.

Yup