i've been seeing my current therapist for nearly a year now.
now you might be thinking, 'rainwolfkin, why would you need to see a therapist?' and there may very well be a multitude of answers to that question, but i'm not going to go into them here.
my real reason for bringing up this aspect of my life is because these sessions can be quite expensive. of course, when i called up my shrink to request a series of sessions, i pleaded my case about being a poor student desperately in need of 'help' and blah blah blah. so Dr McShrink said, 'well, we should talk about it and work something out.' i told him i didn't do sexual favors for therapy, but he assured me that all was pure when it came to his intentions. (don't they all...don't they all). and hey, the first session is free anyway.
so, i attended Dr McShrink's office and we indeed did work something out. (not like that! - i mean reduced rates sessions!). but after 3 sessions, i was told that i shouldn't really have to pay anything at all.
well, that sounded good to me, but 10 months later i'm beginning to wonder why. i'd like to think that i'm just such a deeply intriguing person, that he wants to secure his position as my long-term therapist. but come to think of it, the answer probably isn't really that cool...
like maybe he's seen all the scary sides of me and is afraid i'll kill him if he charges me.
or maybe he really does want sexual favours...
(next week, i'm going to ask him if i can borrow his car. i hope he says yes.)
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in other news, i had never heard of my chemical romance until this past week, but since hearing them, i think they are fabulous. you should all go out and listen to them. or just do whatever you want, who cares.
and i also got to meet MRO, my favorite e-personality.
i force fed him sushi even though the thought of raw fishies made him turn green. hehehe. i can only hope that my sadistic and dominanting tendencies will prove fruitful and he will no longer be one of my major adversaries whom i must battle to take control of the planet.
yeah. and, i got my phone back! but i've lost everyone's number because all was erased...
so i may be making the rounds and asking for your numbers again...(one of my favorite pasttimes)...
now you might be thinking, 'rainwolfkin, why would you need to see a therapist?' and there may very well be a multitude of answers to that question, but i'm not going to go into them here.
my real reason for bringing up this aspect of my life is because these sessions can be quite expensive. of course, when i called up my shrink to request a series of sessions, i pleaded my case about being a poor student desperately in need of 'help' and blah blah blah. so Dr McShrink said, 'well, we should talk about it and work something out.' i told him i didn't do sexual favors for therapy, but he assured me that all was pure when it came to his intentions. (don't they all...don't they all). and hey, the first session is free anyway.
so, i attended Dr McShrink's office and we indeed did work something out. (not like that! - i mean reduced rates sessions!). but after 3 sessions, i was told that i shouldn't really have to pay anything at all.
well, that sounded good to me, but 10 months later i'm beginning to wonder why. i'd like to think that i'm just such a deeply intriguing person, that he wants to secure his position as my long-term therapist. but come to think of it, the answer probably isn't really that cool...
like maybe he's seen all the scary sides of me and is afraid i'll kill him if he charges me.
or maybe he really does want sexual favours...
(next week, i'm going to ask him if i can borrow his car. i hope he says yes.)
_________________________________
in other news, i had never heard of my chemical romance until this past week, but since hearing them, i think they are fabulous. you should all go out and listen to them. or just do whatever you want, who cares.
and i also got to meet MRO, my favorite e-personality.
i force fed him sushi even though the thought of raw fishies made him turn green. hehehe. i can only hope that my sadistic and dominanting tendencies will prove fruitful and he will no longer be one of my major adversaries whom i must battle to take control of the planet.
yeah. and, i got my phone back! but i've lost everyone's number because all was erased...
so i may be making the rounds and asking for your numbers again...(one of my favorite pasttimes)...
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though I don't know about the free thing either, love, sounds kinda creepy...please tell me you're joking about borrowing his car...