okay i think all i can hope for and maybe get is an early death.
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by the way i said no........ i am not engaged........... only one man would i consider marrying...... and it ain't gonna happen....... so there for those who actually thought i was going to marry the proposer ahhahaha. 
okay i have now been proposed to. he was serious but i found it to be a joke. it is a very strange thing to experience i think. i don't think anyone will truely mean it and want to spend their life with me. i don't know that i will ever get married, i'm a picky one about who i say i'll actually "date" so...
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jessewestend:
wtf?
toolgirl:
Of course you were proposed to! Can you blame the guy?
okay has this happend to you? cause it sure did to me so i found it funny.
WAX ON . . . WAX OFF:
The first thing you should know is that hair removal is not my friend. The particular talent of removing unwanted hair has eluded me. All methods have tricked me with their promises of easy, painless removal. The Epilady, the standard razor,...
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WAX ON . . . WAX OFF:
The first thing you should know is that hair removal is not my friend. The particular talent of removing unwanted hair has eluded me. All methods have tricked me with their promises of easy, painless removal. The Epilady, the standard razor,...
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superficial:
ouch.
that doesn't sound like it was too much fun... it does, however, make for a good story.
hope you've recovered.
that doesn't sound like it was too much fun... it does, however, make for a good story.
hope you've recovered.
dantealighieri:
You win! The best story of the year. Now for the rest of the year everyone will be trying (probably unsuccessfully) to top this excellent addition to the SG universe.
Finally after everything Ben Stiller has done for us. The women have you to show us the inner workings of a girl's evening alone, doing self maintenance.
Love ya girl!
Finally after everything Ben Stiller has done for us. The women have you to show us the inner workings of a girl's evening alone, doing self maintenance.
Love ya girl!
still becoming more 
but mostly feeling like 
need love 
need sex really 
but would rather have love.
jordanos:
im here for ya
nin is on tour soon! people dont love me. but music sure does. \m/
nin is on tour soon! people dont love me. but music sure does. \m/
superficial:
sorry to hear that you're , &
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butt:
i like the profile pic
toolgirl:
Me too
I feel the love.
elzig:
i dont
yooo hooo.... all my lovely SG friends. I am feeling very unloved considering i have had no testimonials. What's wrong with me? Am I not good enough for your love?
What's wrong with me? Am I not good enough for your love? 
james88:
Done.
ah yes once again beer is my friend........ how did i think i'd get by without you............HAHAHAHA........ i am now a student...... could it be she is finally settling for a minute....... i think soooo..........
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hmmmmmm:
you're very mysterious.
toolgirl:
Okay, I'm coming over w/ beer, tool and tori. Where do you live? Have you heard "Mohammed my friend" where maynard sings with tori?
Have you heard "Mohammed my friend" where maynard sings with tori? uh.... nevermind
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butt:
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misterplaid:
hope you're feeling better. let me know when you're going to be back in town. sorry i wasn't able to hang out last time... my grandparents were put int he hospital and one of them has TB... didn't find out until today that I didn't have it, too. they were in really bad shape, but things are getting a little better now.
plus you can't do lots of stuff when you're dead... cuz you're dead....
I like that wait till yer 50 and die to an orgasm...
but my fave idea to die early is one I had thought of for myself.
It involved C4 and a detonator...
and a shit load of rolled pennies...
and some guns...
Use the guns to threaten people, so I can climb tot he top of the empire state building....
then... having several rolls of pennies taped to my body along with the C4 Leap from the empire state, and detonate myself.... the pennies being hurdled across the sky would rain down terror.
but that's an awful lot of work just to die...
plus you wouldn't even get to see the aftermath....
and thanks, looking evil is generally fun.
Being evil isn't nearly as fun though... unless you're kidding...
Or some ancient demon or something...
but thanks, yer a purdy girl. Punch the guy over there and make him yours.
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