I was telling a few bad jokes at lunch today. My lunch was some Uncle Ben's Wild and Brown rice. I made a joke of "I like my woman like I like my rice" my friend pipes up with "Wild and Brown". I said "nope,wrapped in plastic".
As I'm saying this a couple of coworker walk in behind me. Ouch
Two of them know my...
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I've done a lot of extra work around the office this year and Friday my boss gave me a thank you. I got a bonus of $500. The timing of this was near perfect, this weekend was the Pittsburgh Gun Show. I picked up a new upper for one of my AR's and Saturday afternoon I got to use it. I whacked two groundhogs but...
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I had a conversation with my friend that's getting married. According to his fiance I'm not to show up to the wedding alone. I have to bring a date or I'm out of the wedding.
Its amazing that people can threaten you with something you wanted to do anyway.
I love my friends but this is a bit much.
I dont like crowds, never have....
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Saturday we went to get suits for my friends wedding. We were a group of 4 females and 2 males, the good part is that the bridesmaids already have their dresses so just the groom and I needed clothing. The first place we went didn't want us there. The lady doing the measurements did my buddy no problem then the lady looked at me and...
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My friends fiance wants me to take her niece to their wedding. She thinks we hit it off over the weekend of the 4th. She's a nice girl with a boyfriend but according to the bride that doesn't matter.
My friend has my back on this but the fiance is insisting that I take her. I'm starting to wish I hadn't agreed to be the...
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I helped out one of the project managers at work, he decided to get me a gift card as a thank you. He got me a gift card to a bar near the office. When he gave it to me the guy who sits next to me started laughing hysterically. The PM asked what was so funny and my cubemate said "you gave a recovering...
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I got called into my project managers office today. My first thought was what did I fuck up this time, It wasn't that. I filled in for a coworker who was on vacation and the client liked my performance much more than the guy who I filled in for. We are doing another project for this client and he wants me on site when that...
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I stepped on the scale this morning and it showed a number that is 20 pounds less than 3 months ago.
Our office finally moved into our final and forever office. The company decided to go with an "Open Office" environment, this may look good on paper but it it sucks in practice. My cube now sits perpendicular to the marketing group and with realllllllly low cube walls I cant help but look at them all day. I am friendly with all of them and while...
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A few months ago I got a text from an ex asking for a favor for her daughter. My first thought was burn in hell bitch but it was for her kid.
The kids school is really pushing girls into STEM programs and since I work for an engineering company I was able to get her interviews with four of the engineers here who are...
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