I told a friend of mine a long time ago that I was going to do my best to make you smile every day. This morning I did my usual and sent her an email with a funny picture, most of the time I just get a lol response but today I got a whole lot more than I wanted. I got an email telling...
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mad_madamemim:
😢 my thoughts are with you

An empty snow covered parking lot and a rear wheel drive car make this redneck a happy boy. I know its childish but you do have to find the limits of your car or at least thats what I told the cops. It's hard to get into trouble when the guy who owns the lot is in the car with you.

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I sold my old truck to a friend of mine. this is the first time since 1996 that I don't have a truck or 4x4.

I haven't really driven it over the last 4 years due to the price of gas. Seriously I bought a car and even with the loan payment I still had more money in my bank account at the...
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I was going through my trail cameras and found this one.

I'm pretty sure that I'm going to be helping my friend fix the fence in the horse field. This camera is set back into the woods about 100 yards and Bo follows me around like a dog so I guess he followed the trail back to the camera.

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the girl is dragging me to a few parties tonight I'm going to be the bouncer/designated driver so pretty sure that at the end of the night I will have a car full of half naked drunk girls...........

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the new car has a tape deck in it so I went and dug these out of the closet.

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found this on the side of my sisters car today and spent an hour keeping the cats distracted so that she had a chance to go on her way.

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I have got to stop buying chicken at the grocery store, effing second time in the past couple of months that I've gotten this sick. I have a friend that raises chickens and I can get them there cheaper and not slathered in salmonella.

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Some days you feel as inappropriate as a gynecologist who sucks his fingers. lessen learned don't say that phrase in front of the girls mother and sister.