One of my neighbors is fucking a married woman. Today the husband started banging on my door because he thinks it's me who's fucking his wife.
I know better than to open the door while this asshole is making a scene. I just kept telling him that he's at the wrong door and to fucking go away. The guy outside my door is black and...
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Last week I found a guitar that has the same locking nut as the broken one on my first guitar. I paid $70 for it and transplanted the part so my other guitar is now whole.
I was playing both of them yesterday through an amp and was actually impressed with the donor guitar. The part I needed doesn't effect either guitars playability so its...
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I helped a friend out this weekend and I didn't get along with a friend of a friend of his. She seemed to have a problem with the fact that I exist. I just stayed away from her and did what I was asked to help with. His wife made dinner for all of us, me still being there seemed to be a real problem...
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I had an issue with a neighbor on Christmas eve that resulted in me having the police remove her from my place. Today I had a knock on my door and when I answered it she was there. I told her to leave me alone and I closed the door. She spent 20 minutes banging on my door and swearing at me.
I called the...
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A friend's wife poked me in the belly and said I was getting fat. I poked her in the hip and said the same thing.
But I'm the asshole
This past year has sucked all around. Everyone that I know is hurting financially and most have been out of work for months. This is where I feel guilty, where I work we have had a great year. My group made a 3% more profit than what was budgeted. I actually had a few bonuses last year. This is why I'm feeling guilty, I don't...
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I picked up my deer from having it processed. I've given 25 pounds of meat to friends and I still have enough for me. Good hunt.
This weekend I was able to end an argument between my friend and his wife about their toilet. My friend built his place before he met his wife and he built it for him. He put in what's called a men's toilet, it's more pointed in the front than your typical toilet. She wants him to replace it with a more typical round one. I...
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I take 2 weeks off every year for hunting and I shot Bambi in the face on opening day. I've never tagged out on opening day before so I don't know what to do for the next 2 weeks.
Off to go shoot Bambi in the face
