Some friends and I were telling stories about relationships blowing up and some other moments that we can look at now and laugh. I told a story of an incident that is so trivial but ended with her moving back to Erie. I dated a girl for about 2 months and we were laying on the couch watching Archer, she's snuggled up close to me and let's out a rather loud fart. We look at each other and I try to ease the tension because this is the first time she's done this in front of me, so I say "at least you didn't do that while I was going down on you"......
This has the most opposite effect that could have been. She turns bright red and starts crying. I know that at this point I'm the asshole and it's all my fault.
The people that I told this to have all laughed hysterically at this, one friend pointed out that if she has watched Archer and wasn't totally offended but this set her off she has some real issues.
I tried like hell to win her back but it wasn't happening.
After telling this a lot of stories about hitting heads during romantic situation's started and a finds wife asked me if a girl had ever ripped one while I was going down on her, unfortunately the answer is yes and that relationship should have ended right there and not have limped along for another few months, Unlike making a joke about it and having that relationship end.