4th of July is the perfect holiday for alcoholics and pyros.
Luckily; I fall into both those categories.
What made my night extra special was:
As my friends and I drunkenly blew-up firework after firework, someone informed me that as of last year, fireworks that leave the ground in any manor were made illegal in Wisconsin.
What do we do?
We proceeded to blow-up every very last firework in the 8-gallon tupper-full.
Fireworks of all different persuasions.
It was magical.
Truly.
Today when I rolled out of bed- I felt like the sun was trying to burn my eyeballs out of my head.
Needless to say; I am quite hung over.
I'm surprised I can type!
And amazingly- I'm the least hung over of anyone in my respective party last night.
PinkE is on the couch with chills and hot-flashes.
Can alcohol really do that to a man?
Tee hee.
Back to my bloody mary...
Luckily; I fall into both those categories.
What made my night extra special was:
As my friends and I drunkenly blew-up firework after firework, someone informed me that as of last year, fireworks that leave the ground in any manor were made illegal in Wisconsin.
What do we do?
We proceeded to blow-up every very last firework in the 8-gallon tupper-full.
Fireworks of all different persuasions.
It was magical.
Truly.
Today when I rolled out of bed- I felt like the sun was trying to burn my eyeballs out of my head.
Needless to say; I am quite hung over.
I'm surprised I can type!
And amazingly- I'm the least hung over of anyone in my respective party last night.
PinkE is on the couch with chills and hot-flashes.
Can alcohol really do that to a man?
Tee hee.
Back to my bloody mary...
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puhtrishuh:
YAY hang-overs!
fuck:
I like that you put "stiff" in front of drinks instead of the less funny and more obvious "strong" drinks, in your what makes you happy portion of your profile.