I tried to write a poem for Ava about Harvester Combines, 5 year plans and Belarus peasant women but I'm really not good at the sort of thing. nevermind.
so instead she gets a dialogue between a monkey and a pirate.
" Ich hab noch nie eine Affe gefickt. Mach deine Hosen 'runter! "
"Verpiss dich. Ich bin lesbe"
so instead she gets a dialogue between a monkey and a pirate.
![ARRR!!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pirate.9344b69ddfcd.gif)
![ooo aaa](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/monkey.29263bd3952b.gif)
tarbaby:
you never fail to crack me up
tawnya:
phew! i was afraid you'd gone for good.