So my mom was in the hospital a few days ago for back pain. It was really bad so I brought her.
Shes been home for a few days and today just decided to ask me to go to the store for her. I was requested to go to the store for suppositories because shes constipated from not moving enough and not having a lot of water. She hates anything thats not pepsi. So I did the thing, and went and bought her suppositories because she hasnt pooped in five days. So I get there and her card wont work and says its a stolen card. OHKAY. So like it wasnt awkward enough. End up paying cash.
So she does the thing, and nothing is working. So here we are now, in the ER cause shes literally in so much pain from being full of shit. Not even the best part....
The chaplain at the hospital just walks in and mentions how he "hopes everything moves quickly for her" and all my mom responds with is "its hilarious you say that because I dont know if you even understand"
Im literally in tears. Holy... Shit....
Literally