Meh, i'm using my Linux box to write this update, and i'm too lazy to fix the font size. That plus i'm using my mac's keyboard to type , so there are going to be typo's abound.
I can't stop listening to Portishead, Rahzel, the Violent Femmes, and De La Soul. i dont' know what provoked this, but it's kinda incessant.
I've been completely ignoring my phone lately. I don't know why. I do that from time to time. i don't check who's calling. i don't check the voicemail. I just get the gutwrenching sensation when i hear it ring.
My sleep schedule has been completely fucked. For a while i couldn't sleep for more than 3 hours at a time, and couldnt stay awake for more than 6 hours at a time. Then i couldn't fall asleep before 9 or 10 AM, and would wake up around 5 PM. somewhere along the way that flipped 180 degrees. Now i'm waking up 5 AM, crack of dawn every day, with no alarm and no reaason.
I just spraypainted my laptop. I'll post pics of it soon. I also have some pics of my show on saturday. I'll probably post them too.
I accidentally put too much salt in my oatmeal. tastes like a Salty Lassy, only in Oatmeal form. It's nasty, but i'm hungry.
I'm gonna go mope around some more. maybe practice a bit. It's a beautiful day and i should go outside, but i have no reason to leave the house, nowhere to go, and no money to get there.
I know, this will make me feel better....
Can you reccomend a nice wine with my dinner?
Hrmmmm, perhaps an appetizer?
Ewwww, maybe i'll just take this to go... can you bring me a bag to put it in?
You know, maybe i'll get something to eat from that food stand over there. lets see, what do they have here?
Mmmm, gritty. But you can keep the fruit for the animals.
duuuuuude, it's like, you don't make no sense, but like, it's like i know what your saying man....it just makes sense man. We connect man, telepathically or somethin...
Wait, no no, no you don't. Would you like some man with your rice?
Why do i feel this mechanic is not reliable?
And what assets can you bring to our company to make it a more productive workplace?
Would you like fries with that? No thanks, just some bodily chemicals please.
Ok, now you're losing me...
Damn those rich people and their lumpiness!
Ummmmmmmmmm, this doesn't make it any clearer.
Well i'm obviously having sex with the wrong person.
Now did we need condensed, or do we need to sacrafice.... oh wait, this sign explains where we need to go!
Oh good, they're both in the same direction!
Hey, if you insist! I'm not gonna complain
Aparently Chinese skiers have amazing powers and need to work on restraining themselves better.
But i thought size DOES Matter??
I'm assuming these are blankets used in an orgy with a lot of STDs. You can then buy them and spread the germs?
... look closely...(try reading it with a stereotyped accent)
As opposed to regular water with all that saturated fat and empty calories...
At that price, I'll take two!
I didn't know enough people ate it to warrant a specialized utensil
Did you shower today?
HOLY SHIT!
P.S.
I <3 Alton Brown
I can't stop listening to Portishead, Rahzel, the Violent Femmes, and De La Soul. i dont' know what provoked this, but it's kinda incessant.
I've been completely ignoring my phone lately. I don't know why. I do that from time to time. i don't check who's calling. i don't check the voicemail. I just get the gutwrenching sensation when i hear it ring.
My sleep schedule has been completely fucked. For a while i couldn't sleep for more than 3 hours at a time, and couldnt stay awake for more than 6 hours at a time. Then i couldn't fall asleep before 9 or 10 AM, and would wake up around 5 PM. somewhere along the way that flipped 180 degrees. Now i'm waking up 5 AM, crack of dawn every day, with no alarm and no reaason.
I just spraypainted my laptop. I'll post pics of it soon. I also have some pics of my show on saturday. I'll probably post them too.
I accidentally put too much salt in my oatmeal. tastes like a Salty Lassy, only in Oatmeal form. It's nasty, but i'm hungry.
I'm gonna go mope around some more. maybe practice a bit. It's a beautiful day and i should go outside, but i have no reason to leave the house, nowhere to go, and no money to get there.
I know, this will make me feel better....
Can you reccomend a nice wine with my dinner?
Hrmmmm, perhaps an appetizer?
Ewwww, maybe i'll just take this to go... can you bring me a bag to put it in?
You know, maybe i'll get something to eat from that food stand over there. lets see, what do they have here?
Mmmm, gritty. But you can keep the fruit for the animals.
duuuuuude, it's like, you don't make no sense, but like, it's like i know what your saying man....it just makes sense man. We connect man, telepathically or somethin...
Wait, no no, no you don't. Would you like some man with your rice?
Why do i feel this mechanic is not reliable?
And what assets can you bring to our company to make it a more productive workplace?
Would you like fries with that? No thanks, just some bodily chemicals please.
Ok, now you're losing me...
Damn those rich people and their lumpiness!
Ummmmmmmmmm, this doesn't make it any clearer.
Well i'm obviously having sex with the wrong person.
Now did we need condensed, or do we need to sacrafice.... oh wait, this sign explains where we need to go!
Oh good, they're both in the same direction!
Hey, if you insist! I'm not gonna complain
Aparently Chinese skiers have amazing powers and need to work on restraining themselves better.
But i thought size DOES Matter??
I'm assuming these are blankets used in an orgy with a lot of STDs. You can then buy them and spread the germs?
... look closely...(try reading it with a stereotyped accent)
As opposed to regular water with all that saturated fat and empty calories...
At that price, I'll take two!
I didn't know enough people ate it to warrant a specialized utensil
Did you shower today?
HOLY SHIT!
P.S.
I <3 Alton Brown
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Your listening is all great stuff.
I am on a Paul McCartney and Cars trip right now.
Blehh.
Don't worry about the recycling of the tunes. As the great sage, Q-tip has said, "things go in cycles," and there's nothing wrong with meditating on such (excellent) music.
I would tell you to get out of the house just to walk around (lilgreenfrog inspired me to walk around for the hell of it, and as silly as I felt, it actually helped) but it was a beautiful day down here too, and I didn't go out. I had work to do, didn't do it, and I'm probably going to wind up taking a short sleep and get up early tomorrow so I can catch up.
Have you tried yogurt in your oatmeal? Yogurt tends to be sour, but it might be a good kick in your tastebuds.
Thanks for the tip about the emergency room.. problem is, I've been there before so they know that I have insurance. Farking evil bastards.
I too hate (with all caps) people who can't handle themselves when the shit hits the fan. And as much my roommate diffused my.. *ahem* dissatisfaction, I won't be able to interact with him quite the same way again, and it's a shame.
You may or may not dig Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.. it can be a bit heavy handed and pretentious, but it puts forth interesting theories on Quality (capitalization intended) and its significance in driving people to strive for it, and forsake.. uh.. shitty things.
It's time I get off the computer.