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Saturday Mar 21, 2009

Mar 21, 2009
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I felt like Homer Simpson all day today.

Walked down to cafe w/ Rob for Cajun Opah Eggs Benedict. Woohoo

I don't have a picture of the bennie, but for fun, here's what an Opah (moonfish) looks like:



Before our food came, realized we left all money at home. D'oh

Ran home for money then back down to the cafe and enjoyed delicious breakfast, looking forward to catching up on yard work. Woohoo

When we started yardwork, realized landlords were here working on house next door and because they are cranky since they've lost the revenue from that rental, dealt with them nitpicking our landscaping prowess. D'oh

Succeeded in ignoring jerky landlords and enjoyed time in the yard. Woohoo

Stepped in some stinky cat poop (as opposed to sweet-smelling cat poop?). We don't have a cat but there are a lot of feral ones around. D'oh

Had fun going to Home Depot to pick up grass seed and look at plants. You know you're really in love when you have fun walking around the hardware store together. Woohoo

Ate Taco Bell and remembered that people without a gallbladder shouldn't eat Taco Bell. D'oh

Found out we are filling the cracks in the concrete at our new practice space tomorrow and get to practice for the first time there. Woofuckinghoo!

Hope your day was more woohoo than d'oh.

XO

Jess

P.S. Deciding between HazmaTTie Rex and Coral Fixation for my derby name.

P.P.S. I think I'll do a vlog next. I have something I want to talk about that wouldn't translate all that well into written form, methinks. Now I have to figure out if my webcam has sound. confused
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
hopey:
Dude, we'll go someday. It's amazing.

I wish i could plant bouganvillia and birds of paradise here!!
Mar 23, 2009
thejuanupsman:
I feel like Homer Simpson every day. shocked
Mar 23, 2009

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