An ex keeps calling me lately. She's the one with which I had a quicky in the backroom of a porn store. She got off on the idea that the guy at the counter was watching the monitor. Yeah, so did I. 
I think she's looking for some fun. 
I wouldn't mind. We left on good terms.
Two questions:
1) What's the kinkiest sex you've...
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I think she's looking for some fun. I wouldn't mind. We left on good terms.
Two questions:
1) What's the kinkiest sex you've...
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Been feeling nostalgic lately, so I thought Id repost this old journal. Also I cant think of anything to write about right now.
Denied my due detection,
My mistakes refuse to take,
In matters of waning memory,
Lessons long linger to wake,
Wrongly recalling it rightly,
How hard my eye's hurt and strain,
For what is first forgotten, friend,
But our past of plight and...
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Denied my due detection,
My mistakes refuse to take,
In matters of waning memory,
Lessons long linger to wake,
Wrongly recalling it rightly,
How hard my eye's hurt and strain,
For what is first forgotten, friend,
But our past of plight and...
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takeshi21:
Yes, yes, yes. Be open. Closing up will be the death of us. Don't do it. Open, not closed.
dave_h:
thats an awesome quote. whats it from?
I haven't written in an online journal in almost two years. When I can think of something clever to say, I'll let you know.
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jujubee:
Oh dear lord. I like you right off the bat just because of your user pic!
giga_geo:
haha awesome!
I know I haven't been really active on this site,or withSGLA, for about 6 months, but I still have love for ya all. 
Merry Christmas!!! Where ever you are.
Now come, sit on my lap and tell me what you want for next year.
Merry Christmas!!! Where ever you are.
Now come, sit on my lap and tell me what you want for next year.
treehugger:
merry x-mass!
and good to see your still alive, and checking this site...
and good to see your still alive, and checking this site...
lane:
merry xmas darlin!
I know I haven't been really active on this site,or in SGLA, for about 6 months, but I still have love for ya all.
Now come, sit on my lap and tell me what you want for next year.
Now come, sit on my lap and tell me what you want for next year.
Love home. Love flying. Really love the Admiral's Club... in a platonic way.
lane:
I love home and flying too....
A conspiracy between my buggy computer and overzealous friends has kept me from the web for over three months! I guess, I should be happy, that I have a life. 
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elisabeth:
Thank you, I am feeling better
kungf0okittie:
A life....?
What's that..?
Where can I download a copy?
What's that..?
Where can I download a copy?
I put this in someone's journal, and they found it amusing, so I thought I'd share. Oh, and yes. It really happened.
I Swear I'm 18 #14 $6.99
The Best Of Screw My Wife Please $13.99
Ninteen And Lean 1 through 5 $39.99
Having them accidentally shipped to your old billing address, your mother's home, and her opening it...
Priceless.
I Swear I'm 18 #14 $6.99
The Best Of Screw My Wife Please $13.99
Ninteen And Lean 1 through 5 $39.99
Having them accidentally shipped to your old billing address, your mother's home, and her opening it...
Priceless.
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imbleeding:
I think my mother would enjoy that.
user8935778:
jesus. and i thought *I* was in dire need of an update.
Random Sound Bites From My Life.
Tabitha: "Awww. Vibrating Nipple Clamps. How sweet."
Me: "It's a gift that keeps on giving."
Me: "Well, I was quite surprised to discover, that I was dead."
Scot: "Yeah, goes with out saying."
Yoshi: "You know, I'm not as fickle as I use to be."
Me: "Getting desperate?"
Yoshi: "If I don't get laid soon, I'm going to put...
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Tabitha: "Awww. Vibrating Nipple Clamps. How sweet."
Me: "It's a gift that keeps on giving."
Me: "Well, I was quite surprised to discover, that I was dead."
Scot: "Yeah, goes with out saying."
Yoshi: "You know, I'm not as fickle as I use to be."
Me: "Getting desperate?"
Yoshi: "If I don't get laid soon, I'm going to put...
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black_tar_heroin:
cats hate those things
frankie18:
hahahahahaha the last ones the best. oh you silly little boy
Ben Franklin was an ass; fatigue is NOT the best pillow.
Crawling into hole, and pulling hole in after me. But still alive.
Love you all.
Crawling into hole, and pulling hole in after me. But still alive.
Love you all.
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ereetplus:
If i could go back in time i would punch john adams
user8935778:
ben franklin had gout.
that seems like an odd disease to get.
that seems like an odd disease to get.
Positive: My sister married a guy that's "one of us".
Negative: Now, someday, I'll be responsible for the financial well being of six people.
Positive: They don't plan to have kids, thus adding to my future responsibilities.
Negative: That leaves me the only one left to make the next generation (and I don't mean Capt. Picard)
Positive: I got to spend a few days among...
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Negative: Now, someday, I'll be responsible for the financial well being of six people.
Positive: They don't plan to have kids, thus adding to my future responsibilities.
Negative: That leaves me the only one left to make the next generation (and I don't mean Capt. Picard)
Positive: I got to spend a few days among...
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trilobyte:
Sounds like a well balanced trip, though. Gotta love that.
ereetplus:
Good to hear silver linings on odd clouds
if you're back by saturday i'm tryin to get a poker game together
if you're back by saturday i'm tryin to get a poker game together
Thunderstorms, last night. Oh, how I miss the thunder. No sleep, of course, but at least I had the lightning to keep me company. As the storm faded, the morning roosters chimed in, and the sounds of nature waking up. So what am I doing in SoCal, again?
On a stranger note, my father passed away 24 years ago, today; That makes me feel old....
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So what am I doing in SoCal, again?On a stranger note, my father passed away 24 years ago, today; That makes me feel old....
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treehugger:
the sound of nature waking up, i could use that again.
my house is completely sound proof, and i live in a city, so i usualy just sleep, even in a thunderstorm...
but when i was young, i lived in the open field, and always heared the sounds of nature, i kinda mis that...
my house is completely sound proof, and i live in a city, so i usualy just sleep, even in a thunderstorm...
but when i was young, i lived in the open field, and always heared the sounds of nature, i kinda mis that...
bionicfemme:
Thanx so much for the compliment! You are a total sweetheart. Ack I am drunk, I need to write you more when I am sober, lol
2) My favorite ex is my high school male best friend... I love him, I'm just not his gothic sex slave, that's all
xip