EVERY BODY WAS BORN THIS MONTH!!
I have cookies, cupcakes and cakes coming outta my pores! I'm getting super good tho! I made up this recipe I am calling "little red devils in chocolate". They are cupcakes that are swirled with my top secret red velvet cake and devils food chocolate cake. THEN! I fill the centers with a bit of cherry pie filling, cover...
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I have cookies, cupcakes and cakes coming outta my pores! I'm getting super good tho! I made up this recipe I am calling "little red devils in chocolate". They are cupcakes that are swirled with my top secret red velvet cake and devils food chocolate cake. THEN! I fill the centers with a bit of cherry pie filling, cover...
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frankiewilde:
my bday is friday 
prettyawful:
DAMN IT! What is going on! So many July babies! 
_
_<3
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datsun:
I'm sorry, have we met?
prettyawful:
nope
I could stab myself in the face with all this disappointment.
What the fuck is wrong with people these days?
Also, I'm sooo tired and I still have to make a yellow cake with milk chocolate frosting for a newly 21 year old then take him out....
My blood must be booze by now. Day three of drinking shenanigans_ sooo spent.
What the fuck is wrong with people these days?
Also, I'm sooo tired and I still have to make a yellow cake with milk chocolate frosting for a newly 21 year old then take him out....
My blood must be booze by now. Day three of drinking shenanigans_ sooo spent.
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scarekrow:
Do I get a cake?
And I'm trying to figure out why you used the puke face there.
And I'm trying to figure out why you used the puke face there.
prettyawful:
cuz beer is good but too much beer is 
You would get a cake if I felt the need to show you the you're super special in baked goods form.
And I would need to know your favorite cake and colors and filing and frosting! Cuz a whole lot of thoughtfulness and love go into the yummy goodness I bake too. I would really have to like you as well. (not limited to romantically, unbreakable bonds are included.
)
For a cake in your honor that is....
I would totally give you a bit of a cake just cuz cake is delicious.
You would get a cake if I felt the need to show you the you're super special in baked goods form.
And I would need to know your favorite cake and colors and filing and frosting! Cuz a whole lot of thoughtfulness and love go into the yummy goodness I bake too. I would really have to like you as well. (not limited to romantically, unbreakable bonds are included.
)
For a cake in your honor that is....
I would totally give you a bit of a cake just cuz cake is delicious.
I must say, I am one tricky bitch. I have found a source of men. untapped, and they are helpless to my young pretty self.
I'M ALSO DRUNK.
Ladies night.
If you read previous blog.
Free drinks because I pick good bars and know that right people. Two free shots. two free beers. I'm a light weight with booze so the trick is done with...
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I'M ALSO DRUNK.
Ladies night.
If you read previous blog.
Free drinks because I pick good bars and know that right people. Two free shots. two free beers. I'm a light weight with booze so the trick is done with...
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scarekrow:
I'm 6'7".
Just sayin'
Just sayin'
prettyawful:
Awesome. Tall boys are fantastic, as a beer too. I would like to have both.
MMMM! Yes! Ladies night!! Time to get hawt and sauced with my bithches!!! I'm so happy! I want to drink drank drunk! Meet some duudes and have fun!
utt ohh!
I got a full weekend of trouble! Tomorrow a crazy party at a bar with glitter and whiskey, then a 21st party at a bar and an indie rock show (YOUNG HOT BOYS!! easy pick'n...
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utt ohh!
I got a full weekend of trouble! Tomorrow a crazy party at a bar with glitter and whiskey, then a 21st party at a bar and an indie rock show (YOUNG HOT BOYS!! easy pick'n...
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atlas_:
Have fun, darling! Live it up!!
djlarose:
Haha enjoy. Hope you post about the aftermath
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wilc:
Can i be in charge of the hose pipe to clean you dirty girls up??
prettyawful:
ehh. that job already taken. sorrrrrry!
I guess I'm just a little sad I can't have my favorite things the way I want them in the order I like them given to me.
sighh.
Ohh, boy. It's really not too hard to see how to get from point A to point B with a girl like me. You just gotta me ready for the ride.
Buckle in bitch. For real.
Fear...
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sighh. Ohh, boy. It's really not too hard to see how to get from point A to point B with a girl like me. You just gotta me ready for the ride.
Buckle in bitch. For real.
Fear...
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slebnak:
"life your hands up on the drop down to heart of things"
what a sentence! awesome
what a sentence! awesome
Hold onto to your guns...The Mud Queens are back with some mean rock and roll: Night begins @ 7PM with The Cathy Santonies, Ratattack, The Runnies, and The Wanton Looks. The Mud starts to fly at 11!
Benefits the Chicago Women's Health Center $10
Awesome raffle prizes from Small Bar, Hot Doug's, Cleo's and more...
Start Time:
Saturday, June 26, 2010 at 7:00pm
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Benefits the Chicago Women's Health Center $10
Awesome raffle prizes from Small Bar, Hot Doug's, Cleo's and more...
Start Time:
Saturday, June 26, 2010 at 7:00pm
End Time:...
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Dear dear dear lord,
LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION!
_who am I kidding? I have to touch that fire.
LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION!
_who am I kidding? I have to touch that fire.
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lil_tuffy:
tickle the flame
prettyawful:
the flame has been tickled. 
I'm feeling rather happy.
I hung out with some of the mud queens tonight. (after I took my puppy to puppy kindergarten!! sooo cute!) I am a little tipsy...
I met some really nice dudes who I drank beers with and got treated like an equal for once. Yes, one attempted to play footsie with and the other offered to by me a drink but...
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I hung out with some of the mud queens tonight. (after I took my puppy to puppy kindergarten!! sooo cute!) I am a little tipsy...
I met some really nice dudes who I drank beers with and got treated like an equal for once. Yes, one attempted to play footsie with and the other offered to by me a drink but...
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kingskottie:
power rangers were no speed racer.... what kind of beer did they buy you? and what kind of shoes to play footsie with? so many questions!