presleyan

I got my new guitar!!!
It's small and dark and handsome and it smells really good....just like me?
Actually it's got hips like a woman.
I'm staying in all night loving up hot new piece of wood.
yes.

I'm listening to a record of old weird German cabaret music from the 20's and 30's. Setting the mood for a glamourous evening. I wish I had a woman in garters standing on my desk right now.

Saw the Dali exhibit yesterday which was entirely amazing. Some of it made me want to cry.
Afterward, all my Dad could say was, "He was a pretty...
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So we had an awesome gig and a terrible night.
I got my acoustic guitar stolen and my drummer got some drums and accessories stolen. We accidentally left them on the street for a few minutes while we were loading and my friend saw a guy take them and get on a bus.
I can't even talk about it. It was a piece of shit...
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SGNY'ers: if you're not doing anything on Sunday night, my band is playing at the Lakeside Lounge (Ave B 10/11) at 9pm for free. The Shadow Boys.

I decided i don't like my free professional haircut. I want my friend to fix it. BUT the problem is the haircutter is coming to my gig and she's also a PSYCHIC. I cannot lie about it. She'll...
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HASIL ADKINS R.I.P.
I just found out that "the Haze" died today. He's one of the best rock n rollers of all time for those of you who never heard of him. He was a one-man rockabilly band who recorded wild and crazy rock n roll in his shack in West Virginia. All his songs are about chopping heads off, hot dogs, chickens, and "hunching"....
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A weekend of matzah and gefilte fish and awkward family banter = Passover. Somehow the conversation is always about diseases or Nazis. Oh and they told me I was not leaving their house until I played piano for them, and would i please play billy joel... i obliged them with some Elvis instead.

What is gefilte fish? ..an amalgamation of 3rd rate fishes (carp, etc.)...
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I went to DisneyWorld yesterday. I was in Florida visiting my bro for his birthday and he really loves Disney so we went. I hadn't been there since i was a kid. Man has it lost its magic since i was 8. There were cobwebs on the Small World ride, and Space Mountain's 1980 vision of the future is really hysterical. Splash Mountain is still...
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saw Sonic Youth tonight at this Spanish rock club in my neighborhood. it's amazing to hear them still making such awesome noise. and in this little local club above a gym in queens with only a couple hundred peoples there. it was a great night. i think i want to do a concert there.
oh yeah and it was 70 fucking degrees today here and...
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After a many months away from you, I am back.
Come talk to me again.

we finished mastering our album, "Horror" , this week and it's fucking awesome. It'll be out early november (the website will be updated by then too...right now it's got songs and pictures from like 2 years ago).

i've been watching the debates and all that shit and it's pretty much starting to take up most of my thoughts during the day. i'm usually not terribly...
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