pokes

Last night i played poker with some friends. Towards the end of the night i took a large pot from the chip leader only to find them trying to sneak back a few $1 chips they had committed. Needless to say i was disturbed. More accurately i was enraged and flung my $30 chip stack at them and accused them of being a cheat. In rhetrospect i don't know they were cheating but i suspect they were merely trying to push my buttons. Well mission accomplished motherfucker bc now i think you're too shady to play with anymore and all our friends think you're a shit-disturbing asshole who should know better than to try and rake in money after losing it.

PS I stab you in the eye