today i discovered that if you chew yellow skittles a couple times and take a swig of coke, it tastes like bbq wings
today i am recovering from snowboarding yesterday.
today i got my internet up and running after moving back to the states.
today the cat pissed on my xbox...i think hes mad at me.
today i got spray painted gold and silver. then got sprayed down in the mud with a fire hose.
last night i ran the pool table for five hours..drinking the whole time and didnt get drunk...fuck my tolerance level...
today i got an ultrasound on my testicles
unununium:
I did that a few years ago. Everything was OK.
today i hung out with a lesbian all day and danced shirtless behind a bar.
today i either bruised or cracked my ribs...and i dont know how.
today i am officially divorced...finnaly
today i realized just how immature some of the people i work with are