I thought I'd rip off Sir JimmyPheenom the Hilarious. Here is my list of interesting facts. (Or maybe not interesting but fuck you if you think so punk)
Warning: You probably dont want to know this much about me but here it is.
1. Once upon a time, I was a ballerina. I can't turn out due to "tight knee joints" so I alas, no more ballet. Despite this I fucking LOVE to dance. It is one of my few moments of freedom.
2. I am a perpetual worrier. If I care about you at all I will worry about you at least 100 times a day.
3. I think nearly 10 times as much as I talk. (thats ALOT)
4. Everything I do, everyone I love, I do it with all of my heart. I will accept nothing less from myself.
5. I am truly my own worst critic. It is my motivation to become the person of whom I would like to be. I believe everyone should be their own opus. Anyone who isn't is simply not worth my time.
6. I love to write. This is also a freedom for me.
7. Those who dont know me, call me a pistol and a hardass. Those who do, know I'll give you the shirt off my back even if its below 0 Kalvin. (If you know how cold that is, mad props to you.)
8. I love my parents more than anyone on the planet. They are my most treasured people and always will be.
9. I have read over 1,000 books. Many of them twice.
10. I couldn't speak or read properly until I was six years old. I was born with underdeveloped maxilofacial muscles (lisp and stutter) and dyslexia. This is not the case any longer. You would know in 10 minutes by my chatter and if I ever kissed you. I have backtracked most of this to correct my spelling mistakes.
11. I was raised by stoners. I didn't know until I was nearly sixteen years old what pot smelled like. I am now a huge stoner when income allows. I have been known to give up groceries for pot.
12. I will never forget your name once I've learned it. If there is nothing about you worth remembering, I wont bother in the first place. This applies to most everything else in my life.
13. I am not afraid of death. I am afraid of losing those around me however and I do not under any circumstances deal with it well.
14. Less than 10 people have seen me cry. I am stoic like a cat and have the ability to shove my feelings so far inside me that I seem cold and harsh.
15. I appreciate my life and every day that I live no matter how atrocious the day is.
16. I have only had amazing sex three times in my life. Two were with one person. All three were after I got a complete body massage that lasted for more than two hours.
17. I have no secrets. I never will. I may not offer the information but if you ask you will get more than you bargained for.
18. I make a poor activist due to my tender-hearted nature.
19. I believe girls should be girls. I believe boys should be boys. I believe trannies and genderless folk should be whatever the hell the feel like being. More power to their strength for enduring our civilizations binary gender policy.
20. The best gift I've ever gotten was 40 pairs of socks from my Mom. I fucking love socks.
21. I am constantly struggling with my body image. I wish my ribcage was smaller, my chest about half the size, smaller shoulders and longer legs. A flat stomach would be nice too. (Since this is the only thing I can really fix, I am on a 'half-assed' diet plan.) I've lost over 50 pounds in six months. *yes I eat, I love to eat*
22. I live in my own world of fantasy where things are just and harm is unreal. I dont particularly like being pulled out of it.
23. I am not modest, shy or humble in in way shape or form.
24. I rarely am sad. The closest I have ever gotten is frustration or intense apathy.
25. I am a loner because of how I was raised. I am a socialite by nature. They are a constant conflict within me.
26. I love the work 'fuck'.
27. On that note I love vulgarity. The more obscene, inappropriate, or disturbing the better.
28. I love Zombie films, even the shitty ones.
29. I have never had many friends due to my intense nature and my own insecurities about people wanting to be around me. Thus I will probably not call you too often after two weeks or so. This is of course unless I want to date you, then you wont hear the end of me until you tell me to fuck off. If you are my friend, please call and write me, I will return them and I cherish communication very much.
30. I hate pain. This includes tattooing and peircing. I however love the beauty of it and somewhere I find the strength to endure despite this. *proper biting techniques are okay in my book though*
31. I have broken both bones in my right arm, three toes, and six ribs.
32. I have never been "put under" the concept is fucking terrifying.
33. I love winter. The frost covered trees, the soft snow beneath my feet, the chill in my fingertips and the reddening of my cheeks are precious to me.
34. I love scary faces. The more twisted and grotesque you churn your face into the more I will laugh.
35. I love old people and am looking forward to being old. Im going to have jowls (chubby cheeks . . .) and be the most hip Grandmother ever!
36. If you confuse me in any way, you will have my complete, undivided attention.
37. I love to learn.
38. I love struggle by choice.
39. If you aren't peirced or tattooed dont try to date me. I want only those who see their bodies as temporary and as art.
40. This may be the most important: I respect only five things. In order: Honesty. Strength. Intelligence. Trust. Perserverance.
Gifts for those who reach the end:
I dare to have super cute hair!
This is my Lexie.
She can be kind of stupid but atleast she's afraid of beetles!
Warning: You probably dont want to know this much about me but here it is.
1. Once upon a time, I was a ballerina. I can't turn out due to "tight knee joints" so I alas, no more ballet. Despite this I fucking LOVE to dance. It is one of my few moments of freedom.
2. I am a perpetual worrier. If I care about you at all I will worry about you at least 100 times a day.
3. I think nearly 10 times as much as I talk. (thats ALOT)
4. Everything I do, everyone I love, I do it with all of my heart. I will accept nothing less from myself.
5. I am truly my own worst critic. It is my motivation to become the person of whom I would like to be. I believe everyone should be their own opus. Anyone who isn't is simply not worth my time.
6. I love to write. This is also a freedom for me.
7. Those who dont know me, call me a pistol and a hardass. Those who do, know I'll give you the shirt off my back even if its below 0 Kalvin. (If you know how cold that is, mad props to you.)
8. I love my parents more than anyone on the planet. They are my most treasured people and always will be.
9. I have read over 1,000 books. Many of them twice.
10. I couldn't speak or read properly until I was six years old. I was born with underdeveloped maxilofacial muscles (lisp and stutter) and dyslexia. This is not the case any longer. You would know in 10 minutes by my chatter and if I ever kissed you. I have backtracked most of this to correct my spelling mistakes.
11. I was raised by stoners. I didn't know until I was nearly sixteen years old what pot smelled like. I am now a huge stoner when income allows. I have been known to give up groceries for pot.
12. I will never forget your name once I've learned it. If there is nothing about you worth remembering, I wont bother in the first place. This applies to most everything else in my life.
13. I am not afraid of death. I am afraid of losing those around me however and I do not under any circumstances deal with it well.
14. Less than 10 people have seen me cry. I am stoic like a cat and have the ability to shove my feelings so far inside me that I seem cold and harsh.
15. I appreciate my life and every day that I live no matter how atrocious the day is.
16. I have only had amazing sex three times in my life. Two were with one person. All three were after I got a complete body massage that lasted for more than two hours.
17. I have no secrets. I never will. I may not offer the information but if you ask you will get more than you bargained for.
18. I make a poor activist due to my tender-hearted nature.
19. I believe girls should be girls. I believe boys should be boys. I believe trannies and genderless folk should be whatever the hell the feel like being. More power to their strength for enduring our civilizations binary gender policy.
20. The best gift I've ever gotten was 40 pairs of socks from my Mom. I fucking love socks.
21. I am constantly struggling with my body image. I wish my ribcage was smaller, my chest about half the size, smaller shoulders and longer legs. A flat stomach would be nice too. (Since this is the only thing I can really fix, I am on a 'half-assed' diet plan.) I've lost over 50 pounds in six months. *yes I eat, I love to eat*
22. I live in my own world of fantasy where things are just and harm is unreal. I dont particularly like being pulled out of it.
23. I am not modest, shy or humble in in way shape or form.
24. I rarely am sad. The closest I have ever gotten is frustration or intense apathy.
25. I am a loner because of how I was raised. I am a socialite by nature. They are a constant conflict within me.
26. I love the work 'fuck'.
27. On that note I love vulgarity. The more obscene, inappropriate, or disturbing the better.
28. I love Zombie films, even the shitty ones.
29. I have never had many friends due to my intense nature and my own insecurities about people wanting to be around me. Thus I will probably not call you too often after two weeks or so. This is of course unless I want to date you, then you wont hear the end of me until you tell me to fuck off. If you are my friend, please call and write me, I will return them and I cherish communication very much.
30. I hate pain. This includes tattooing and peircing. I however love the beauty of it and somewhere I find the strength to endure despite this. *proper biting techniques are okay in my book though*
31. I have broken both bones in my right arm, three toes, and six ribs.
32. I have never been "put under" the concept is fucking terrifying.
33. I love winter. The frost covered trees, the soft snow beneath my feet, the chill in my fingertips and the reddening of my cheeks are precious to me.
34. I love scary faces. The more twisted and grotesque you churn your face into the more I will laugh.
35. I love old people and am looking forward to being old. Im going to have jowls (chubby cheeks . . .) and be the most hip Grandmother ever!
36. If you confuse me in any way, you will have my complete, undivided attention.
37. I love to learn.
38. I love struggle by choice.
39. If you aren't peirced or tattooed dont try to date me. I want only those who see their bodies as temporary and as art.
40. This may be the most important: I respect only five things. In order: Honesty. Strength. Intelligence. Trust. Perserverance.
Gifts for those who reach the end:
I dare to have super cute hair!
This is my Lexie.
She can be kind of stupid but atleast she's afraid of beetles!
but you knew that.
It's cool, at least you got hammered somewhere. If not with us cool peeples. I'm sure you and I can get drunk some other time....I still haven't heard back from the new job...BASTARDS. How dare they keep me in suspense.
Wish me luck.
-Jables.