I thought I'd rip off Sir JimmyPheenom the Hilarious. Here is my list of interesting facts. (Or maybe not interesting but fuck you if you think so punk)
Warning: You probably dont want to know this much about me but here it is.
1. Once upon a time, I was a ballerina. I can't turn out due to "tight knee joints" so I alas, no...
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Warning: You probably dont want to know this much about me but here it is.
1. Once upon a time, I was a ballerina. I can't turn out due to "tight knee joints" so I alas, no...
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Tonight, I wrote the break up letter.
I am so proud of myself. My co-worker asked me today if I like getting kicked around and repeatedly feeling used, in reference to my current boyfriend.
He was sleeping when I got home, and his friend was on the couch which will become my bed until I replace the one he had that we threw out.
One...
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I am so proud of myself. My co-worker asked me today if I like getting kicked around and repeatedly feeling used, in reference to my current boyfriend.
He was sleeping when I got home, and his friend was on the couch which will become my bed until I replace the one he had that we threw out.
One...
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boundcreature:
your current crush made me smile pretty hard 
boundcreature:
did you picture stuff work out okay?
yesterday, i forgot to eat.
today i ate five chicken legs.
i think, maybe, i was hungry.
today i ate five chicken legs.
i think, maybe, i was hungry.
jimmypheenom:
Thank you, dear. My sister is into the French thing...i am busy with other languages. mostly gibberish.
Um, we should hang out. Dundee is not too far at all, in fact i used to work on S. Industrial in A2 so it'd be no big deal for me to stop by and swoop you up sometime. Problem is: i may or may not have a new job starting within the next few weeks and i'll be working midnights...ugh. Up until i start the afforementioned new J O B, i am extremely busy moving the rest of my shit into my house from my storage unit (can't afford it anymore), as well as working my current job.
I will say that if i get new work, i'll have weekends off. I can't believe i said that. I've worked every weekend for the past 4 years. awesome.
anyhow i will keep you updated and i do look forward to meeting you some day.
If you're still hungry you can have a slice of my soul.
-The Shiznit.
Um, we should hang out. Dundee is not too far at all, in fact i used to work on S. Industrial in A2 so it'd be no big deal for me to stop by and swoop you up sometime. Problem is: i may or may not have a new job starting within the next few weeks and i'll be working midnights...ugh. Up until i start the afforementioned new J O B, i am extremely busy moving the rest of my shit into my house from my storage unit (can't afford it anymore), as well as working my current job.
I will say that if i get new work, i'll have weekends off. I can't believe i said that. I've worked every weekend for the past 4 years. awesome.
anyhow i will keep you updated and i do look forward to meeting you some day.
If you're still hungry you can have a slice of my soul.
-The Shiznit.
whats been going on in my life?
boundcreature asked so i thought i'd post my email to him here as it occured to me that i've always been kind of cryptic and flaky in my journals. so for once, and maybe the only time heres my heart of hearts.
there is this apathetic melancholy that surrounds me and everyone who knows me says i look...
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boundcreature asked so i thought i'd post my email to him here as it occured to me that i've always been kind of cryptic and flaky in my journals. so for once, and maybe the only time heres my heart of hearts.
there is this apathetic melancholy that surrounds me and everyone who knows me says i look...
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boundcreature:
email sent.
jimmypheenom:
seriously.....im 5'4"...5'3" with my shoes off. It's no biggie, yo. I do have one hell of a Napoleon complex though.
We should hang out sometime. I used to be great at chess; not so sure of myself anymore, but i'd cherish gettin' whooped by you, holmes. Nothin' hotter than gettin' schooled in chess by a cute chick.
BTW, you really should control your clicky inhibitions when i post stuff...im fuckin' shtoopid.
You are beautiful.
-Shawn
We should hang out sometime. I used to be great at chess; not so sure of myself anymore, but i'd cherish gettin' whooped by you, holmes. Nothin' hotter than gettin' schooled in chess by a cute chick.
BTW, you really should control your clicky inhibitions when i post stuff...im fuckin' shtoopid.
You are beautiful.
-Shawn
so lately i've been feeling like i'm floundering.
im working hard on my novel but seemingly getting nowhere i'd like to be by now.
my boyfriend was being kind of a jerk in a major way and so i had to yell at him and that sucked. he's being nicer now but i wonder how long will this last.
will i ever find someone who...
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im working hard on my novel but seemingly getting nowhere i'd like to be by now.
my boyfriend was being kind of a jerk in a major way and so i had to yell at him and that sucked. he's being nicer now but i wonder how long will this last.
will i ever find someone who...
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jimmypheenom:
I would die (so cheesy, but that's me for you) for love, or anything that i believed strongly enough to fight for.
I think you're beautiful...i can tell you that tomorrow as well if you like.
-James
I think you're beautiful...i can tell you that tomorrow as well if you like.
-James
jimmypheenom:
You're beautiful.
-James
-James
im fucking hot.
i took pictures today.
they're great.
now to size them down and hope my crap ass 'puter doesnt crash.
maybe i'll apply to be an SG. there are too many fugly girls here now. maybe i'll add some hawtness to this place.
but first i must go to work. you'll have new pics of me in a week or so.
Love,
Frag
i took pictures today.
they're great.
now to size them down and hope my crap ass 'puter doesnt crash.
maybe i'll apply to be an SG. there are too many fugly girls here now. maybe i'll add some hawtness to this place.
but first i must go to work. you'll have new pics of me in a week or so.
Love,
Frag
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yuriel:
i cant believe you said that! 
you ARE hot though
<3
whoa #@ thought of you nakkie
-hides-
i say fugly heh.
much
yuri
you ARE hot though
<3
whoa #@ thought of you nakkie
-hides-
i say fugly heh.
much
yuri
otto79:
yeah youre kind of cute
So on Sunday, I went and got pulled over. (the left brake light on my moms car was out. i didnt know)
I have no license. Fucking cops.
Anyways, I went and got my learning permit thingy today.
Hopefully that will make me look good to "THE HONORABLE JUDGE . . . . "
Man this sucks. The lady even said that I did a...
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I have no license. Fucking cops.
Anyways, I went and got my learning permit thingy today.
Hopefully that will make me look good to "THE HONORABLE JUDGE . . . . "
Man this sucks. The lady even said that I did a...
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twobitvision:
Jucifer!
furious1:
jucifer HA
yeah ya got fascisted
but believe me I know a lot of wierd areas
it could a been Gross eill (sp
they are all aliens out there
yeah ya got fascisted
but believe me I know a lot of wierd areas
it could a been Gross eill (sp
they are all aliens out there
I quit my job yesterday. Now for a fucking tirade!
Fuck the co-op.
(Passive-aggressive, overly sensitive lemmings for the "liberal movement")
Fuck making coffee.
(no one there knows what good coffee tastes like anyways)
Fuck my boss who treated me like a grandchild, not an equal.
(She was just too small town, believe me I tried to break her of it. No Luck.)
Fuck obsessive-compulsive...
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Fuck the co-op.
(Passive-aggressive, overly sensitive lemmings for the "liberal movement")
Fuck making coffee.
(no one there knows what good coffee tastes like anyways)
Fuck my boss who treated me like a grandchild, not an equal.
(She was just too small town, believe me I tried to break her of it. No Luck.)
Fuck obsessive-compulsive...
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jimmypheenom:
Hells yeah. Hey I'm back on the site...hooray.
Glad you made a change...it's apparent that you weren't all that happy there...
Though you did make me smile.
Glad you made a change...it's apparent that you weren't all that happy there...
Though you did make me smile.
dfrye420:
thats right
fuck my nutrition class to
fuck my nutrition class to
So HELLO!!!
I should be back more often. I'm living at my parents house right now and they have the internet. I dont know when they'll hook it to my computer but i'll be here for a while so I'm sure they will eventually.
Anywho. I love you guys and glad I'm back.
I should be back more often. I'm living at my parents house right now and they have the internet. I dont know when they'll hook it to my computer but i'll be here for a while so I'm sure they will eventually.
Anywho. I love you guys and glad I'm back.
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funkmunky:
moving back in with the parents sucks ass. i feel for you.
escape!
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escape!
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yuriel:
yay
wb!
wb!
hello all you lovelies.
i miss you all greatly. my intraweb is still down.
on the plus side i get the honor of being a woman and being violated once yearly to maintain my right to birth-control.
fuck that bullshit. too bad i'm not Amish, those folk just spew out kids. (i watched this documentary on RUMSPRINGA. it was kinda cool, though i'll never be...
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i miss you all greatly. my intraweb is still down.
on the plus side i get the honor of being a woman and being violated once yearly to maintain my right to birth-control.
fuck that bullshit. too bad i'm not Amish, those folk just spew out kids. (i watched this documentary on RUMSPRINGA. it was kinda cool, though i'll never be...
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angelus_am_i:
awesome tattoo and happy birthday
jorgedetroit:
I saw that Documentary. It was crazy! Damn Amish partying better than I have (or at least remember)
hello all you loverlies.
I am currently at the coolest shop in downtown ann arbor. I am pirating their intra-web, sitting around with pitbulls and punk kids listening to offensive music.
oh yeah . . . THE PLANET rawks. Totally hawt like firey goodness.
Anyways, what else is hawt in my world?
My new pitbull Lexi. She's burnt orange with black tiger stripes. Aww the...
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I am currently at the coolest shop in downtown ann arbor. I am pirating their intra-web, sitting around with pitbulls and punk kids listening to offensive music.
oh yeah . . . THE PLANET rawks. Totally hawt like firey goodness.
Anyways, what else is hawt in my world?
My new pitbull Lexi. She's burnt orange with black tiger stripes. Aww the...
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yuriel:
hehe mad love dearie.
congrats on the jobs and all going well
im sure yer not lonely
what with the new pitbull
and the boy
and your radiant fun self you must have tons of friends everywhere ya go
congrats on the jobs and all going well
im sure yer not lonely
what with the new pitbull
and the boy
and your radiant fun self you must have tons of friends everywhere ya go
hey everyone.
still no intra-web.
so sad.
i decided not to go to school until i get my MINI Cooper Convertible.
this means second job. must save beaucoup cash so I can get my hawt fiery lil car eh? i think so.
so lots of love guys sorry i've been distant.
still no intra-web.
so sad.
i decided not to go to school until i get my MINI Cooper Convertible.
this means second job. must save beaucoup cash so I can get my hawt fiery lil car eh? i think so.
so lots of love guys sorry i've been distant.
yuriel:
Er you're hte hot babe. I thought the guys needed the car to impress the girl not the other way around?!?
good luck with saving up for that car and such. dont work too hard.
not having intraweb is teh suck. seriously hope you get it back soon.
good luck with saving up for that car and such. dont work too hard.
not having intraweb is teh suck. seriously hope you get it back soon.
but you knew that.
It's cool, at least you got hammered somewhere. If not with us cool peeples. I'm sure you and I can get drunk some other time....I still haven't heard back from the new job...BASTARDS. How dare they keep me in suspense.
Wish me luck.
-Jables.