phillipetheotter

Today's themes seem to be crazy people and urine. Derive from that what you will.

***Edited to say that the Wrens are rocking my balls tonight****

*****Edited to say that I've moved on to some Whitesnake. That's right, bitches, Whitesnake. You can take the boy out of Louisiana, but you can't take the coon ass out of the boy****

Steadily plowing through my skanky home....one more round of dishes and I'll be done.

Spent last weekend working as a stage manager for the PDX Pop Now! festival. Learned quite a bit, heard some fantastic local music, and became smitten with a lesbian drummer.

Spankenstein wins the prize for best penis name. Mr. Belvedere, in case you missed it.

Bankerboy and I are talking about dick names. Every guy in my family refers to their cock as "Ol Buford". Unbeknownst to them, I have started to call mine "Fog Cutter". If you have one, what do you call yours?

And do chicks name their box? I suppose I could've asked that a bit more tactfully, but it's Friday and I'm drinking vodka.

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I just watched my first full episode of MacGyver. That's some good afternoon TV right there.

"Hurry MacGyver, the tunnel is collapsing!"

Can't you just feel the drama around you. Palpable, baby.

I made the most insane chili this weekend. One batch of my famous beer chili, one batch of a new vegetarian chili recipe that I came up with on the spot for my veggie friends. Both were good, and both were damn spicy. The veggie batch was almost too spicy to be edible, the type of spicy that you just know is going to singe...
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The weekend is off to a fine start. Yesterday was payday, so I'm caught up on bills and have a fresh sack. Did some impromptu barbecuing with hansel, London, and pdxMatt (thanks for the new door drawings). Matt and I met up with bankerboy for a bit downtown, but cashed in early.

Going to scope out the garage today with pdxMatt and see...
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Housesitting is done. Completely caught up on bills, finally on stable financial footing again (or will be come payday on Friday). I scraped their BMW on some concrete, but a little elbow grease and know-how had the car looking fantastic again well before they returned to Portland.

Bought a sheet set for the first time in my life. Felt strangely adult. No more bare mattress...
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Got the tests back on my Restless Leg Syndrome today. Turns out that I'm severely iron deficient. The lowest acceptable score for "normal" is 20. Mine is an 8. I find this strange, as I get a decent bit of iron in my diet. What's really odd is that I'm one of the record blood donors in Portland, and it would make sense that an...
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I have two pieces of news:

1. I have been diagnosed with "Restless Leg Syndrome". This explains why I haven't had a decent night's sleep in about 10 years, and why my past girlfriends have complained of me randomly kicking them in the night.

2. Portland State wants to hire me as an adjunct professor starting spring term. Professor Bray, that's right. Or maybe Professor...
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What a weekend. Still not exactly coherent, but definitely starting to regain balance.

Just tremendous amounts of fun. Met many new folks and became better friends with some old ones. I cannot accurately recall the names of everyone that I met, so please feel free to add me to your friends list if I haven't already added you. Simply too much to remember.

Holy fucking christ!

Ah, the weather looks excellent for this day of shenanigans. Yes, that's right, it's time for

HOT TUB PAR-TAY!

Yesterday was my little sister's birthday (she's 24, but she'll always be little to me) and my dog's birthday (she celebrated by eating a brillo pad, apparently). I wish I could've been with the both of them, but they're still down in Cajun country.

Currently working...
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