i just paid a thousand dollars for my parents to stay in a super cool hotel when they visit in two weeks.....
that's fucking hot! and i'm so proud i could cry..wait i am...... ungh i'm such a pansy..........
that's fucking hot! and i'm so proud i could cry..wait i am...... ungh i'm such a pansy..........
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i just love the one on your back!
kissa
today i was forced to go out and shop for "health clubs." this made my heart quite sad. i tried to focus on all of the complimentary bottles of water i was awarded for perusing the facilities and listening to men with large necks and wind pants tell me that "spinning" is very vogue.
if you ever want to go fishing for schmucks, bait the hook with bottled water.
i believe you said your parents showed up from out of town last night? how did cleaning go? where'd you stash the porn? whiskey bottles make great vases. so shabby and chic and creatively depressing.
if anything abstract happens today, be sure to write me some poetry...me encanta poesia.