OK, the one goddamn fucking time the SG Burlesque Show comes to San Jose this year, and I'll be in goddamn fucking Virginia?!?!
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
![mad](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/mad.73f291fbf3b2.gif)
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
![mad](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/mad.73f291fbf3b2.gif)
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Fuck.
[open weeping into my clenched fists]