I can't believe the week is almost over. So the 
is no longer mad at me. We've gone back to him beating me with a belt just because he feels like it, not because I've been bad. Every girl's fantasy, right? 
Here's my complaint rant for the day:
As a huge proponent of animal play, most especially puppy play, I am extremely disappointed by the...
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is no longer mad at me. We've gone back to him beating me with a belt just because he feels like it, not because I've been bad. Every girl's fantasy, right?
Here's my complaint rant for the day:
As a huge proponent of animal play, most especially puppy play, I am extremely disappointed by the...
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So here's the story with the tatoo on my back:
I got a tattoo when I was 15, like an asshole, from a 16 year old, and of course it looked like crap. I decided last year that I should get it covered up. I also realized that I was totally broke. So I went on craigslist and found a guy who wanted to barter...
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I got a tattoo when I was 15, like an asshole, from a 16 year old, and of course it looked like crap. I decided last year that I should get it covered up. I also realized that I was totally broke. So I went on craigslist and found a guy who wanted to barter...
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mydogfarted:
Yeah, what about that submissive boys comment? I thought you liked me! 
Chocolate is always a favorite dessert, followed by cheesecake.
If you want to get adventurous, how about Baklava?
Or take different flavors or ice cream, use a mellon baller to scoop it, dip them in Magic Shell and re-freeze them. Serve them drizzled in a little rasberry sauce on top of fresh whipped cream.
Chocolate is always a favorite dessert, followed by cheesecake.
If you want to get adventurous, how about Baklava?
Or take different flavors or ice cream, use a mellon baller to scoop it, dip them in Magic Shell and re-freeze them. Serve them drizzled in a little rasberry sauce on top of fresh whipped cream.
garnetdevine:
you know, YOUR friends miss you. And I am going to end up piggynapping you and holding you for ransom for a chocolate bar if I dont see you soon 
*hugs* we need to have a shopping trip or just a trip with food or drinks. We so need to catch up. And I need help with my next costume since I want to look like a 1950's house wife who else should i ask!
*hugs* we need to have a shopping trip or just a trip with food or drinks. We so need to catch up. And I need help with my next costume since I want to look like a 1950's house wife who else should i ask!
I am still exhausted from this weekend, but in that really good way. I am such a lucky girl. I am almost ecstatic with remodeling/redecorating possibilities. I love an excuse to build something! I will be making lots of book cases and a liquor cabinet. I think my dad will be giving me an old saw of his, so then I can really build everything...
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champagneofdudes:
building stuff is fun. fun. fun. fun.
tacos+vagina=warm tasty tacos
some people would actually say taco=vagina. who knows?
tacos+vagina=warm tasty tacos
some people would actually say taco=vagina. who knows?
legionnaire:
OK, the Hello Kitty rice cooker is just bizarre. I think I skipped school on the day when everyone learned to love Sanrio. For some reason I've just never understood. Oh well. Enjoy!
The and I will be enjoying a 24/7 BDSM weeken, as it is our last before my roomate returns and the madness and depravity that has been my life for the past month must end. I will be sad to see the move back home. He'll still be over most nights, but it's not the same. And my place is so tiny I really need...
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and I will be enjoying a 24/7 BDSM weeken, as it is our last before my roomate returns and the madness and depravity that has been my life for the past month must end. I will be sad to see the move back home. He'll still be over most nights, but it's not the same. And my place is so tiny I really need... Read More
allied:
6 months isn't so long... OK, it's kind of an eternity, but you'll survive.
I swear swear swear this is the last time I'm going to get sick! This is craziness, madness, lunacy! Two weeks, and I've had about two good days, between the various flus and horrible allergic reactions. I did lose 15 pounds, but that's hardly healthy. I mean, I don't want to become all skin and bones do I?
I have been super flipping out on...
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I have been super flipping out on...
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devilboy666:
Thanx. I will post as the tour goes. so stay tuned... 
ampersandwich:
Awww, thats so sweet. Lighting things on fire.
Y~!
Y~!
So this foster dog is a total nightmare! He is the naughtiest dog ever, which I generally don't say. It's not his fault, I know, it's his mom's fault, but either way, he's fucking up my house. He sits under the table and howls for food. Howls! I've never! And then, last night I came out of the kitchen and he'd eaten my dog's bed....
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declan_mac:
you've got mail.
garnetdevine:
*hugs* poor baby
i hope you feel better soon.
i hope you feel better soon.
A not-so-funny thing and a funny thing:
Wanna know what the three worst letters in the alphabet are? U-T-I when you're getting over the F-L-U. F-U-C-K. I do not think it's fair I get punished for having sex 5 times a day. And I'm going to vomit if I have any more cranberry juice.
Funny thing:
I have a dog named Lola, a little teeny...
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Wanna know what the three worst letters in the alphabet are? U-T-I when you're getting over the F-L-U. F-U-C-K. I do not think it's fair I get punished for having sex 5 times a day. And I'm going to vomit if I have any more cranberry juice.
Funny thing:
I have a dog named Lola, a little teeny...
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skryche:
pancakes + fellatio? AWESOME.
johnnydelicious:
Does the cranberry juice still work if there is vodka in it? How about beer.
I am still coughing up what looks like Simpsons characters. This is so lame! I get to hack in the New Year, what fun. At least I can breathe out of my nose again! That was so cramping my style
The is out of control with the cattle prod. I think that was really more a gift for him than me. If I hestitate for...
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bonmignon:
I'd still trade the flu/cold for what I've got! YEOW. And it doesn't smell so good either.
They have all sorts of cool cold stuff and the Humid.....something is over the counter what used to be prescription Entex - it will jar loose anything you are trying to cough up. Pick some up today! MMM.
I have about 6 new dresses and not even able to wear them. And, I'm supposed to get my hair done today. Not sure if I can drive out there! Pout!
They have all sorts of cool cold stuff and the Humid.....something is over the counter what used to be prescription Entex - it will jar loose anything you are trying to cough up. Pick some up today! MMM.
I have about 6 new dresses and not even able to wear them. And, I'm supposed to get my hair done today. Not sure if I can drive out there! Pout!
ampersandwich:
ooooh, who is dis??
Ugh. I have spent the past 3 days dying from the flu. I thought I was going to die! The took two days off from work to spoon feed me ice cream and brush my teeth. My fever finally broke and I no longer want someone to smother me with a big pillow. Thank god.
Christmas eve etc was quite lovely, the fish feast had...
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took two days off from work to spoon feed me ice cream and brush my teeth. My fever finally broke and I no longer want someone to smother me with a big pillow. Thank god.
Christmas eve etc was quite lovely, the fish feast had...
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ampersandwich:
Dude, youve missed dessert??! How sick could you really be?! jk I had that flu for about 3 weeks, its shit ass bad.
Hope you feel better -- you know, you cant have any REAL fun if you cant breathe thru your nose..
Y~!
Hope you feel better -- you know, you cant have any REAL fun if you cant breathe thru your nose..
Y~!
thelibra:
oh, gross. being sick sucks.
my navel's even got a scar. beat that
my navel's even got a scar. beat that
I am finally finally fucking done with all my papers and shit, lord be praised. Now to clean the house...
My roomie is away for a month so the and I can run amok as we please. I love my roomate, but she's not so into watching me play fetch. Although she was laughing hysterically and chasing me around the house with the paddle I...
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My roomie is away for a month so the
and I can run amok as we please. I love my roomate, but she's not so into watching me play fetch. Although she was laughing hysterically and chasing me around the house with the paddle I... Read More
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modkitten:
hope the holidays are treating you deliciously 
mydogfarted:
Does the keep you on a leash while you eat?
Hope your Christmas was fun and full of lots of playtime!
keep you on a leash while you eat?
Hope your Christmas was fun and full of lots of playtime!
--l*P