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I am sooooo tired right now. My mom dragged me to Target today, gotta love shoppin in da bronx. Those bitches will fucking run you over with their carts, I swear.
New shower curtain is making me happy.
Had a talk with the boy - phrases such as :I love you but I'm not in love with you: and :it's not you, it's me: were bandied about. When those didn't work I went with :I can't stop sleeping with other people: Burn, soul, burn, in the eternal hellfire of the heartbreakers. I am such a bad person. I hope he can find a nice girl who's as hot as I am (tall order).
Seeing the corset girl next weekend - I can't even imagine what that night's gonna be like. Too bad I can't afford these sexy motherfuckers to wear (I'm a size 10, fairy godmother). And perhaps some little mice could fashion this for me while I'm sleeping. Fucking Cinderella...
I Tiger Army, by the way.