peeshypunk

Fuck, I'm drunk. I've been nursing a bottle of Smirnoff vodka since I got home from work, and I just felt like saying some shit. I don't even know what I'm typing. It's not like I have something on my mind that I need to get out, I just feel like saying some shit.
OK, I am terrified that I will end up in retail...
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I think i'm fucking in love

I fucking need weed.

Am I the only one with a huge fucking crush on Maggie Gyllenhaal? She is just too adorable. Every person I've told of her looks at me crooked and says that she looks like a young "old woman" coming off heroin addiction. I don't see that, but I see something that brings a buncha stars in my eyes.
God, my fucking job. This fucking mutant...
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Wow, OK, so I'm living in Allston now, and I've just discovered a barber shop about a block down from me with a gigantic Morrissey poster in the window. Serving no real useful purpose. Amazing.
I have found a new way to amuse myself. Until I get my DSL hooked up, I've been going through dial-up AOL. If you put in keyword "dictionary", the dictionary...
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This cute girl at work said that I look like a cleaner version of Donal ("Tao of Steve", "Grounded For Life") Logue and that it was a compliment. I ask you: Is it?

Damn, it's been a while. I finally got one of them new-fangled DSL thingies in my computer, so now I can be on long enough to update without hogging the phone line. Not that it would matter much because our phone's been shut off. Rent beat out the phone.
So get this shit: Since I last posted, we've been kicked out of our apartment. Well,...
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Does anyone actually read this thing? Sometimes I wonder.
So this lady I work with, who, I might add, no one can stand, had a seizure at work yesterday. So, as you can see, it's quite the dilemma for me. To laugh or not to laugh.

Today, who should come into my store...but John C. fucking Reilly! Oh yeah, you heard: John C. Reilly! For those of you not in the know, you may remember him as Reed Rothchild, Dirk Diggler's best friend in "Boogie Nights", or as Dale Murphy, the guy who says "This is gonna be hard on my little boy," in "The Perfect Storm", or as Officer Jim...
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I...AM...FUCKING...BULLETPROOF

OK, lemme explain.
I think I created some sort of crime against nature, or perhaps angered the forest gods, for wood and paper products are after my very soul.
OK, maybe that needs even more explaining.
I work at a bookstore. No big deal. Anyhoo, I'm working in the backroom (where I have come to realize my place as the store's creepy guy who...
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Damn, I haven't updated this thing in ages. Not that anyone ever reads it or anything, but to catch up: I have returned to living in Boston and I am working at the most boring retail job I've ever had. It's definitely not the worst (the dollar store in Haverhill holds that honor) but the people are so tedious and boring, that it makes an...
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So Saturday will mercifully be my last day at work. I then spend all of next week unemployed and packing my belongings, and then I move back to Boston.
Today was my last day working with Andrew. Andrew's this high school kid we hired for Christmas but has stayed on through (Next week, however, will be his last. Much like everyone else at the store,...
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