pdiddy

that horrible rap/rock band.

awe yes, i understand now. i think they are on their death bed...we can all rest now.

well clearly you don't have the ultra-suave matrix thing going. sux for you. when i show my phone the ladies will swoon and the men will quake in fear.

if you get the phone I am bound to skip around in your office...in a kilt...shit! did i say that? ha! No, you dont need a new fancy phone to get me to skip in your office...you can hire me as your resident skipper if you please! I am going to call you tomorrow..or I guess it's now today!

yep, i still live way out here on the westside with the yuppies and homeless people. Botox anyone? but you know what i got...this really cool thing they are calling an auto-mobile. I'm sure we could figure something out.

automobile is good...pdiddy's sarcasm is bad! can't believe you do the trek across the 10...ewww! I also can't believe that you still live down where the stroller set, tourists and homeless converge! botox all around! well, I have an automobile as well and a thomas guide so I think I'll be able to find you...especially since I live 10 minutes from downtown...okay 20 (everything in LA takes 20 right?)

I've seen that store there....factory store though had everything for like 10 bucks...woo hoo!

you can come skate whenever you want.

break your ass!

i don't understand why she hates you....she has only love for me ;-)

blame the post office.

it's hard to be cool.

Miller Highlife - iTunes streaming the Interpol record from work - masturbating

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