ok, fuck its painfull doing this, but ive finally managed to sit still and sort out some pics to post.
so ive just sorted out my flight back to south africa from sydney for the end of the week, and as ive been here for about 4 months now i guees it about bloody time i showed you that i have actually been in australia and not just making up my adventures from a bedsit in clapham or something! :-)
start mass photo uplaod:
you cant see him very well, but that little dude hiding in the coral is only bloody Nemo!
kinda like blowing smoke rings, only with air and under shitloads of water.
i did the diving course without one of these underwater secret agent rocket thingys, and used my air up so quickly cos i was swimming with just my arms, so when i got one of these it was cool as fuck! uh huh, oh yeah my very own shark chasing underwater scooter!
yeah its cheesey, so what!
i went to the croc park, it was a park with crocs in it.
these parrotts are just like normal birds and all over the place, i took this on my way to the shops.
this is my fave pic of sydney.
er, ok so turn you head/screen 90 degrees and itll make more sense. bungee jumping in queenstown NZ.
the ski season in oz was a complete disaster this year so i went to new zealand and it was way better, but still made me laugh about the slowly receding snow line getting higher and higher as it got warmer. i can imagine a couple die hard ski dudes stuck on the top now, desperatley trying to make the most of about 1sq meter slush!
this isnt ideal skiing terrain, it makes my ski cry.
thats a bit better.
st.kilda beach, melbourne
this is the paragliding launch site
coogee, where i was staying with an ex-army friend when i want doing stupid stuff, its one of those places you can so easily imagine yourself living happily ever after.
cant remember where i took this or what it is of. i think its a bridge or something.
i try to take cool pics, actually im really crap at taking pics.
its melbourne, i dont have anything funny to say about it, not cos its not a cool place, just cos im sick of uploading pics.
right thats it, pic update complete.
so ive just sorted out my flight back to south africa from sydney for the end of the week, and as ive been here for about 4 months now i guees it about bloody time i showed you that i have actually been in australia and not just making up my adventures from a bedsit in clapham or something! :-)
start mass photo uplaod:
you cant see him very well, but that little dude hiding in the coral is only bloody Nemo!
kinda like blowing smoke rings, only with air and under shitloads of water.
i did the diving course without one of these underwater secret agent rocket thingys, and used my air up so quickly cos i was swimming with just my arms, so when i got one of these it was cool as fuck! uh huh, oh yeah my very own shark chasing underwater scooter!
yeah its cheesey, so what!
i went to the croc park, it was a park with crocs in it.
these parrotts are just like normal birds and all over the place, i took this on my way to the shops.
this is my fave pic of sydney.
er, ok so turn you head/screen 90 degrees and itll make more sense. bungee jumping in queenstown NZ.
the ski season in oz was a complete disaster this year so i went to new zealand and it was way better, but still made me laugh about the slowly receding snow line getting higher and higher as it got warmer. i can imagine a couple die hard ski dudes stuck on the top now, desperatley trying to make the most of about 1sq meter slush!
this isnt ideal skiing terrain, it makes my ski cry.
thats a bit better.
st.kilda beach, melbourne
this is the paragliding launch site
coogee, where i was staying with an ex-army friend when i want doing stupid stuff, its one of those places you can so easily imagine yourself living happily ever after.
cant remember where i took this or what it is of. i think its a bridge or something.
i try to take cool pics, actually im really crap at taking pics.
its melbourne, i dont have anything funny to say about it, not cos its not a cool place, just cos im sick of uploading pics.
right thats it, pic update complete.
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Mary had a little lamb
Whose fleece was black as soot
And into Mary's little lap
His sooty foot he put!
ok this next one isn't funny but I find it rather amusng...
Unfortunate Coincidence -
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite. undying-
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.
by Dorothy Parker