Haahahaaha, Im alive!!
I havent updated this in so long, which is crap, id love to be one of those peple who update everything reguarly and keep everyone enthralled with awesome entries, but im not, the main reasons being:
1. So far this year i have spent exactly 9 days at home in the UK, so travelling about is fun, but the lack of net access is a pain in the ass. no matter how advanced the world seems, tech wise, when youre sat at home looking at hot naked chicks via a nieghbours unsecured wifi network, it really isnt and i miss having supa dupa hi speed access whenever the fuck i want.
2. im crap.
Currently i am sat in bed in Queenstown, New Zealand, eating a ceaser salad (i heart room service) and trying very hard not to go mad. more on that later.
so new zealand is pretty awesome, ive been here for about a week now and had some fairly decent skiing, its spring now so its really the last of the snow and its kinda depressing seeing it all melt away a little more each day. Im only here cos the australian season was a complete disaster and i had to come here to try and salvage some training time.
i was skiing at Thredbo, just outside Canberra, but it was totaly crap, the worst season ever they say. it was lethal really, just hard packed ice that you could ski on, but not race train cos if you wiped out (and fuck did you wipe out, im talking just pure hard as fuck ice that was impossible to hold an edge on) you just kept on sliding at high speed till something stoped you, like a tree, rock or innocent snowboarder!
ive never seen so many people at a ski resort hobbling around on crutches or with arms in slings, the last week i was there three people were killed from just wiping out and fucking themselves up, mental!
so i sacked it and went to stay down in sydney (coogee) again, with my mate baz (a friend from the army who transsfered to the ozzie army!) and sorted out this trip to new zealand.
the skiing here isnt great, but only cos its so late in the season, but ive been getting up to the hill for first tracks at 8am and there is never anyone else there at that time so i can rip down the slopes without worrying about crashing into any little boarders who decide to sit in a line across the slope to chat about burtons newest bindings or whatever. the snow is fucked by lunchtime though, just too slushy and churned up to be any good for race training. The swedish ski team was here this week, which was pretty cool, but they get the slopes to themselves from 6am and finish at about 9am, was cool to see them though, i even got to go down one of their GS courses, which scared the shit outta me big time!
so yesterday night i got back to the backpackers i was staying at only to finf their lift was screwed and i couldnt get up to my room, which was a bit of a bitch cos i was soaking wet from the slopes and wanted a shower. after about 3 hrs they decided that it couldnt be fixed without new parts and said i had to move to another hotel, which was a pain but not too much of a problem cos they are paying for it.
then i get up to go skiing this morning and when im getting dressed i notice a metal screw on the bed where i had been lying, which strikes fear into me cos it means i could of been lying on it all night without feeling it.
which is exactly what had happened, at least i think thats what happened, i have no idea really but it seems the best explanation. i have this ugly small round bruise on my ass, which normally aint a drama, except when you are now in a wheelchair and spend your life on your ass.
basically im fucked, if i put anymore wieght on it then it might become a pressure sore and totaly fuck me up, (if you want to see the scasriest thing in the world, google the words "pressure sore" and click on the image tab
go on i dare you)
so now im stuck in bed untill this thing dissapears, which wouldnt be too much of a drama, but im in fucking queenstown! and the snow is going by the second!
fuck fuck fuckity fuck, how ironic is it that i can go from being uber soldier in 2004, to being stuck in bed cos i have a bruise on my ass in 2006, i would say life sucks, but it so dosent, its awesome.
ill try and get some pics cropped and posted, not of my ass, of oz and nz. ive just got a new laptop, a fucking mac book pro, which is the sexiest laptop ive ever seen, ever. which also means ive got the sg widget, which is cooler that a cool thing, so leave comments galore, and msg's, even if ya dont say anything, just so i can see my hot sg widget in action!
now that im stuck in bed for a week or so, im bored as hell already, so give me some ideas to brighten up my life, funny websites, mac related stuff etc
laters beatches,
I havent updated this in so long, which is crap, id love to be one of those peple who update everything reguarly and keep everyone enthralled with awesome entries, but im not, the main reasons being:
1. So far this year i have spent exactly 9 days at home in the UK, so travelling about is fun, but the lack of net access is a pain in the ass. no matter how advanced the world seems, tech wise, when youre sat at home looking at hot naked chicks via a nieghbours unsecured wifi network, it really isnt and i miss having supa dupa hi speed access whenever the fuck i want.
2. im crap.
Currently i am sat in bed in Queenstown, New Zealand, eating a ceaser salad (i heart room service) and trying very hard not to go mad. more on that later.
so new zealand is pretty awesome, ive been here for about a week now and had some fairly decent skiing, its spring now so its really the last of the snow and its kinda depressing seeing it all melt away a little more each day. Im only here cos the australian season was a complete disaster and i had to come here to try and salvage some training time.
i was skiing at Thredbo, just outside Canberra, but it was totaly crap, the worst season ever they say. it was lethal really, just hard packed ice that you could ski on, but not race train cos if you wiped out (and fuck did you wipe out, im talking just pure hard as fuck ice that was impossible to hold an edge on) you just kept on sliding at high speed till something stoped you, like a tree, rock or innocent snowboarder!
ive never seen so many people at a ski resort hobbling around on crutches or with arms in slings, the last week i was there three people were killed from just wiping out and fucking themselves up, mental!
so i sacked it and went to stay down in sydney (coogee) again, with my mate baz (a friend from the army who transsfered to the ozzie army!) and sorted out this trip to new zealand.
the skiing here isnt great, but only cos its so late in the season, but ive been getting up to the hill for first tracks at 8am and there is never anyone else there at that time so i can rip down the slopes without worrying about crashing into any little boarders who decide to sit in a line across the slope to chat about burtons newest bindings or whatever. the snow is fucked by lunchtime though, just too slushy and churned up to be any good for race training. The swedish ski team was here this week, which was pretty cool, but they get the slopes to themselves from 6am and finish at about 9am, was cool to see them though, i even got to go down one of their GS courses, which scared the shit outta me big time!
so yesterday night i got back to the backpackers i was staying at only to finf their lift was screwed and i couldnt get up to my room, which was a bit of a bitch cos i was soaking wet from the slopes and wanted a shower. after about 3 hrs they decided that it couldnt be fixed without new parts and said i had to move to another hotel, which was a pain but not too much of a problem cos they are paying for it.
then i get up to go skiing this morning and when im getting dressed i notice a metal screw on the bed where i had been lying, which strikes fear into me cos it means i could of been lying on it all night without feeling it.
which is exactly what had happened, at least i think thats what happened, i have no idea really but it seems the best explanation. i have this ugly small round bruise on my ass, which normally aint a drama, except when you are now in a wheelchair and spend your life on your ass.
basically im fucked, if i put anymore wieght on it then it might become a pressure sore and totaly fuck me up, (if you want to see the scasriest thing in the world, google the words "pressure sore" and click on the image tab
go on i dare you)
so now im stuck in bed untill this thing dissapears, which wouldnt be too much of a drama, but im in fucking queenstown! and the snow is going by the second!
fuck fuck fuckity fuck, how ironic is it that i can go from being uber soldier in 2004, to being stuck in bed cos i have a bruise on my ass in 2006, i would say life sucks, but it so dosent, its awesome.
ill try and get some pics cropped and posted, not of my ass, of oz and nz. ive just got a new laptop, a fucking mac book pro, which is the sexiest laptop ive ever seen, ever. which also means ive got the sg widget, which is cooler that a cool thing, so leave comments galore, and msg's, even if ya dont say anything, just so i can see my hot sg widget in action!
now that im stuck in bed for a week or so, im bored as hell already, so give me some ideas to brighten up my life, funny websites, mac related stuff etc
laters beatches,
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faybert:
edited out the bed sore and out in pressure sores, I am too ditzy by half sometimes 
pawperso:
haha, i think they are pretty much the same thing.