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SGNY open call and meeting SG people for the first time:

I suppose there's a few things that could have been more fun...like being elected president of Russia...or having a snowball fight on Mars or something.

There were, of course, a few uncomfortable moments. Like when Irina cornered me all crying and started revealing all this personal information. Or when legionnaire tried to start a...
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raulbnuttz:
I almost pissed myself when I finally read your journal entry. I was about to say, "You're pissing off more people in the group than me!" ... until I read the comments, poser!

oink

Aawwwww, you and Irina are so damn, retarded for each other. Seal the deal, bro! biggrin
boxofficepoison:
I sense some sexual tension in the replies to this journal.
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I've been spending waaaaaay too much time online. Especially at work.

I've managed to configure the database that I've been putting together to look a lot like SG. I've also configured my browser so that it looks like I'm reading important company emails when I'm actually reading blogs.

Despite my cynicism, I would say there's something redeemable about almost every job. I think this is...
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irina:
Well they don't call me Batman for nothing, you know...
thelibra:
I will so NOT do that! smile
Besides I don't want you to get zotted. Zotting is not cool.
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I often lose all human ability to recognize patterns.

Sometimes I'll just be in a room full of bodies, each one a big sack of guts and fluids so highly compressed that it will squirt for a few yards when pierced. Each one is built around an armature of 206 bones connected to each other by notoriously fault-prone joints that are given to obnoxious creaking,...
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legionnaire:
Reading a bit too much Burroughs, eh? I prefer to think of the human body in a slightly more abstracted form, it tends to separate what it's composed of from what it's capable of.
charley:
Woie thanks, that is a big compliment kiss
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scarydoll:
OK, for some reason I cannot see the picture you posted.
pav:
Wow, there musta been like 5 seconds in between when I replaced the old image with a better one...nice timing!
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I'm officially a book addict. (Well it beats smack) I'm averaging at least 3 a week now. Almost all non-fiction.

I guess that's one healthy way to fill the hole left by a missing lovelife.

Of course, it's hard to meet new girls in between the pages of a paperback. I can't seem to ever strike a balance.

I marvel at people who have a...
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liv3:
right now i'm reading bitch: in praise of difficult women by elizabeth wurtzel
kharnalbloodlust:
no, not that i'm aware of.
but every weekend i go home to see the boyfriend i do. wink

why?
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I joined for the mammas, I stayed for the drama.
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polly:
hello. smile
wren:
Try not to take it too hard, dude.

It's hard to get sarcasm over the internet. And with all of the crazy emails we get from creepy members, SGs are usually a little extra-sensitive to stuff like this. biggrin
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[I wrote this some time ago...in a frantic state of dread. I'm not sure but I think I like it]


I write primarily not to destroy, but to build.

They say that after a few years, the average infant's brain loses ninety percent of the neuronal connections it had at birth.

Our reptilian brain--with its coarse desires and uncivilized mutation of the senses--is ripped apart...
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evilwillow:
wow. that was really great!!


so great, in fact....that I have forgotten what I originally came over here to say/ask.

so. I obviously rock. blush
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My Profile: You have no friends. Ha ha.

Me: Eat my ass, Profile, who asked you?

My Profile: Ha ha ha, you're such a loser.

Me: Hey! I don't have to take that kinda shit from a dynamic web component!

My Profile: Hey, I'm not the one arguing with a bunch of code, buddy.

Me: I hate you, Profile.

My Profile: HTMLick my balls.
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marquismark:
I had a similar argument with my profile once. In fact he still chides me once and a while...
kestrel:
It's best when you have no friends.
Later you'll have to deal with actually talking to people. Ugh.