From patricky
Well, I know Patrick pretty well now, and I can verify all these things are true:
Patrick invented cream cheese, but rejected it as "predictable"
He once ate a grizzly bear, dorsal fin and all
Remember that anti-pollution ad with the indian crying? Patrick was his personal fluffer
Sea Monkeys? Yeah, he totally did. I've got the pictures
Build a robot girlfriend out of an Atari 2600, and a copy of Ape Escape, but traded her to a man with a lazy eye, for an elephant trained to ride the unicycle. It's his one regret
Pretty much average, really
Patrick invented cream cheese, but rejected it as "predictable"
He once ate a grizzly bear, dorsal fin and all
Remember that anti-pollution ad with the indian crying? Patrick was his personal fluffer
Sea Monkeys? Yeah, he totally did. I've got the pictures
Build a robot girlfriend out of an Atari 2600, and a copy of Ape Escape, but traded her to a man with a lazy eye, for an elephant trained to ride the unicycle. It's his one regret
Pretty much average, really