patricky

So, I guess somebody just gave me the gift of free naked women. So, here I am. I'll write more later, once I've taken in all the sights and sounds.

Oh, and thank you, Mr and/or Ms anonymous person.

I don't really know why I'm about to write this post, as I've never been all that comfortable talking about personal issues, even with my closest friends. Maybe I'm doing this to try and blow up my feelings as quickly as possible, to get it all out at once, instead of dealing with it slowly.

So here it is: my marriage is over.

35 years...
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The only gifts I received for my birthday (June 7), or for Father's day (yesterday) were from my mother. That should tell you all I need to know about the state of my life right now.

Today is my birthday. This is the most important fact you will learn today.

No, really it is.

Just accept it, and possibly even embrace it.


Two years ago, I wrote the following. I paste it now, acknowledging and ignoring the misplaced commas:


As I write this, I'm one half hour from my birthday, and two and a half from the time of my birth,...
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Tomorrow morning we leave for Disneyland. Five days of fun and adventuresome adventure with three kids, my mother, and an Indian who rides a horse named Freedom.

It's been about five years since I was last there, and I, average American consumer whore that I am, can't wait. Now the last time I was there, I was struck starry eyed by an actress walking around...
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I don't really update this thing very often, do I?

I should work on that.

I think I've reached the point where I begin to question whether or not it's worth paying to stay here anymore. There's still enjoyment to be had, but SG isn't the place it was when I first joined. Or possibly I'm not who I
was when I first joined. Either way, something has changed, and not for the better.

We'll see.

Just for the fun of it, something I wrote tonight on another board, in response to yet another geek (it's a gaming forum) who can't get the nuts up to talk to a pretty girl. A redhead, no less. Come on now folks, you got to hit that shit when you can get that shit. Tapping hot, redhead ass whenever possible is enshrined in the...
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Dude. Tonight, I drank heavily. I drank like a gypsy with terminal cancer.

No, I have no idea what that means, but it sounds like distilled awesome. Made up homespun wisdom for the win!