patricky

Admit it , you all thought I was dead, didn't you?

Didn't you?!


Well... I totally am.

Boo.



Here's a question: When you die, what kind of evil undead monster would you like to come back as?

The obvious answer is a vampire, cause dem bitches love a vampire , but really it would be stink to have to act like a poncy bastard for eternity.

So I'd totally want to be a cool, hollywood style ghost. Then I could possess people, and walk through walls, and carry my head under my arm if I wanted.

And no worries about random stake stabbings from Keanu.