The problem with kung fu... is all the ninjas.
Which is ironic, really, since ninjas are from Japan. But, there it is.
The other problem, besides the above, potentially non-existent problem, is all the hurty. And oh, there's so much hurty.
As a senior student/teacher, it's become my job to let people punch me. Also, they kick. And sometimes they throw.
I've bought pain in bulk tonight - my neck hurts, my face hurts, and I think I may have sprained my psychic aura (or as the Ninja call it, my "real ultimate power"); I think I just saw it fly past the window, like some popped, kaleidoscopic balloon.
Tonight, the plan is to drink heavily, as all the great Shaolin masters of history have done. If it's good enough for Wong Fei Hong (namedropping makes me sexy), it's good enough for me.
Which is ironic, really, since ninjas are from Japan. But, there it is.
The other problem, besides the above, potentially non-existent problem, is all the hurty. And oh, there's so much hurty.
As a senior student/teacher, it's become my job to let people punch me. Also, they kick. And sometimes they throw.
I've bought pain in bulk tonight - my neck hurts, my face hurts, and I think I may have sprained my psychic aura (or as the Ninja call it, my "real ultimate power"); I think I just saw it fly past the window, like some popped, kaleidoscopic balloon.
Tonight, the plan is to drink heavily, as all the great Shaolin masters of history have done. If it's good enough for Wong Fei Hong (namedropping makes me sexy), it's good enough for me.
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dreamclubmurder:
hey thanks for the welcome.
dreamclubmurder:
haha well i guess having two suicidegirls comment in your journal is pretty pimping...i guess.