Thanks all for the sympathy....my leg's ok but I think I'm gonna get a scar. I'm 22 yet I have scars and bruises like a 6 year old. I'm clumsy what can I say. Another new week....I'm going to Humboldt this weekend for graduation....stanky danky!
I miss my homegirls from LA.....I'm the only one in our whole group who isn't still there.
At least I get to see them soon. I hope everyone has a great & productive week. I'm going to the doc on wed. hope they don't tell me any bad news. I hate going to the doctors. Tell me a joke....I could use some comic relief...........Bisous........... 
I miss my homegirls from LA.....I'm the only one in our whole group who isn't still there.
At least I get to see them soon. I hope everyone has a great & productive week. I'm going to the doc on wed. hope they don't tell me any bad news. I hate going to the doctors. Tell me a joke....I could use some comic relief...........Bisous........... VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. they were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop. " So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some very special sandals I think you Would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex. "
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into this sex superman?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man". Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!
meh.