pandamonium

after 16 hours in labor, my sister in law gave birth to a healthy 8 lb 9 oz baby boy at 4:20 this morning.

i can't wait to get my hands on the little fucker!

i got promoted! yay! in two weeks, i will be back in management. good pay, great benefits, hopefully i won't be so broke anymore!

and i'm planning on trading in my Nugget (that's what my friends and i refer to our Corollas as) for another Wrangler - my favorite vehicle of all time.

big weight off my shoulders, that's for sure.

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful...
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A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isnt in bed with her. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of...
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so, i'm having this weird, life crisis thing going on. i took out several piercings and joined the gym and quit smoking. i'm not sad about any of it ... but it feels .... just odd somehow.

that's the summation, i don't feel like rambling on about it.

It's my dog's birthday today! He's one year old!

My baby's all growed up! Sniffle.

so i'm starting my road trip tonight. my dad is having his hip replaced at this moment so i'm headed home to Mobile to care for him for a week or so. while i'm down there, i'm SO catching some Mardi Gras parades. i'm pretty excited about the parades, i'm not going to lie. i am concerned about my dad, but i'm sure he'll be...
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