i FINALLY have my fucking driver's license. Yeah, just so everyone knows, Georgia is one of, if not the hardest fucking state to tranfer your license. so after waiting 5 hours (this being the 4th time i've gone) i finally had my picture taken and was issued my license. it's a horrible picture, but i have a shit-eating grin on my face because i finally have the damn thing.
that was Saturday. Saturday night was awesome due to some for real old school friends coming into town. the only turd in the punchbowl was an aquaitance they'd brought with them. being the pussy lightweight drinker he was, he quickly became inebriated and after putting his meathooks on me, which was received with threats of course, he than began hitting on my 17year old friend that i'll be living with in about 2 weeks. her boyfriend works at this restuarant which also happens to be the restuarant that my brother is General Manager of.
long story short, this dude begins making unwelcome advances on my friend, her boyfriend comes to the bar to end it, they begin having words and when they both stand up with arms out, i get pissed. like i haven't been pissed in a while.
i grabbed the visitor by the shirt and arm and start pushing him (not so lightly) towards the door telling him what a disrepectful ass he's being and how he is not going to do this shit in my brother's restuarant.
later that night, we went to IHOP and he passed out on a table and when we woke him up, he knocked the table over, spilling all the syrups and creamers, then stepping in the mess and almost falling on another table.
i don't think i've ever met such a tool.
aside from him, i had a really good weekend. i love seeing old friends.
oh, and for all of you who thought i was about to camp in the oven or test my sleeping pill tolerance, i am just dandy. i occasionally post stuff i write and that was an old poem. thanks to
quasi_sean for at least reading it as literature and note my last note to the world.
i'm fine guys, i swear.
that was Saturday. Saturday night was awesome due to some for real old school friends coming into town. the only turd in the punchbowl was an aquaitance they'd brought with them. being the pussy lightweight drinker he was, he quickly became inebriated and after putting his meathooks on me, which was received with threats of course, he than began hitting on my 17year old friend that i'll be living with in about 2 weeks. her boyfriend works at this restuarant which also happens to be the restuarant that my brother is General Manager of.
long story short, this dude begins making unwelcome advances on my friend, her boyfriend comes to the bar to end it, they begin having words and when they both stand up with arms out, i get pissed. like i haven't been pissed in a while.
i grabbed the visitor by the shirt and arm and start pushing him (not so lightly) towards the door telling him what a disrepectful ass he's being and how he is not going to do this shit in my brother's restuarant.
later that night, we went to IHOP and he passed out on a table and when we woke him up, he knocked the table over, spilling all the syrups and creamers, then stepping in the mess and almost falling on another table.
i don't think i've ever met such a tool.
aside from him, i had a really good weekend. i love seeing old friends.
oh, and for all of you who thought i was about to camp in the oven or test my sleeping pill tolerance, i am just dandy. i occasionally post stuff i write and that was an old poem. thanks to
quasi_sean for at least reading it as literature and note my last note to the world.
i'm fine guys, i swear.
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Did you cut off his balls before he left? Haha.